FML : Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I...

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Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kerlane / Friday 5 December 2008 03:45 / France

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By happykid | 0

#81421 - Saturday 4 April 2009 08:22

you talk like you're writing porn.

By DynamicDave | 11

#540277 - Saturday 5 September 2009 06:17

Yum. But why is your saliva cold?

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By CptJackSwallows | 0

#31254 - Saturday 14 March 2009 03:09

I would also find it amusing.

By happykid | 0

#81421 - Saturday 4 April 2009 08:22

you talk like you're writing porn.

By Zoomuck | 0

#259878 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:02

Lol

By KonM4N4Life | 0

#363187 - Friday 3 July 2009 07:33

Let me clean u up :)

By Nacirema20 | 0

#416059 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 02:54

Ew. FYL.

By DynamicDave | 11

#540277 - Saturday 5 September 2009 06:17

Yum. But why is your saliva cold?

By JmfDiver | 0

#618597 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 04:31

Hey, look at it this way: Atleast HE wasn't drooling on you.

By Gstone5 | 0

#706503 - Sunday 6 December 2009 12:51

want some help cleaning that up :) d u mind if i use my tongue? :P

By SettoFail | 9

#746656 - Thursday 31 December 2010 09:12

When I read this I thought he was going to be drooling on you. I picture you as a whore with her cleavage showing a little too much...no offense it's just what I invision.

theset3 | 0

#2253011 - Monday 28 March 2011 04:53

haha. wow i thought the same thing

By biohaz_fml | 0

#966504 - Tuesday 23 March 2010 02:47

what ????

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