Transportation: Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I...

By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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Slippy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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Leech

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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Confuddled

By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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happykid 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:22

you talk like you're writing ****.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:17

Yum. But why is your saliva cold?

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CptJackSwallows 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 15:09

I would also find it amusing.

happykid 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:22

you talk like you're writing ****.

Zoomuck 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:02

Lol

KonM4N4Life 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:33

Let me clean u up :)

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:54

Ew. FYL.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:17

Yum. But why is your saliva cold?

JmfDiver 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 4:31

Hey, look at it this way: Atleast HE wasn't drooling on you.

Gstone5 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:51

want some help cleaning that up :) d u mind if i use my tongue? :P

SettoFail 9

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:12

When I read this I thought he was going to be drooling on you. I picture you as a ***** with her cleavage showing a little too much...no offense it's just what I invision.