Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
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CptJackSwallows
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I would also find it amusing.
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happykid
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you talk like you're writing porn.
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Zoomuck
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Lol
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KonM4N4Life
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Let me clean u up :)
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Nacirema20
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Ew. FYL.
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DynamicDave
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Yum.
But why is your saliva cold?
But why is your saliva cold?
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JmfDiver
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Hey, look at it this way: Atleast HE wasn't drooling on you.
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Gstone5
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want some help cleaning that up :)
d u mind if i use my tongue? :P
d u mind if i use my tongue? :P
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SettoFail
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When I read this I thought he was going to be drooling on you. I picture you as a whore with her cleavage showing a little too much...no offense it's just what I invision.
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theset3
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haha. wow i thought the same thing
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biohaz_fml
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what ????
But why is your saliva cold?