By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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FriskyTaco 0

that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug

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WOODYfromthaBAY 0

better that than actually shittin ur pants. right?

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seanders 10

You obviously haven't met my girlfriend.

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tpike1296 11

49: Take the hint, GIRLS don't fart. You got a Tranny on your hands. Before I get flamed: JKJK LOL ROTFLMFAOSLIPMP

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Livinia 11

Aww, that's so embarrassing!! I'm sure they'll all forget one day anyway :)

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PeteyPablo12308 20

I really wish you woulda pooped your pants instead! That would make this FML even better.

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shadow33456 1

sounds like a smelly situation....get it :D

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wangwangsk8er 0

dude I have totally done that before!!! so embarrassing tho....

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notquite69 0

Nobody falls asleep at a party. They get drunk and pass out. YDI.

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onestarjv 3

well at least u farted before u had uncontrolable diarrhea :)

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LifeOfPi 0

was the party boring with some nerd guys and girls?

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