FML : Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny,...

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Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:06 / United States

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By catatonicsleep | 17

#476390 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:12

My dog does that, it's funny..

By maybe_tomorrow | 0

#476392 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:13

Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD

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By _unwritten_xox | 0

#476372 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:07

HAHAHA. Fav. Oh and, last ;P

Albedo667 | 5

#476823 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 04:31

rofl great way to start my day off, nothing like a dam good laugh

marz88 | 0

#477132 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 06:10

I call shenanigans. Family Guy episode

curryndricegirll | 0

#477340 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 07:30

ahahaha! this one is hilarious!

dx169 | 0

#479048 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 06:21

Probably smelt so good that when you unconsciously smelled it in your sleep, you salivated and woke yourself up.

KarinaLizeth18 | 5

#1329991 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 10:23

oh that's icky haha!!! priceless

teozac | 0

#1581021 - Thursday 21 October 2010 02:23

My sis did this once

By kwosti | 0

#476382 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:09

Bahahahhahahahahahahaahah

bgukusa00 | 0

#476399 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:18

hahahaha Lamo and #3 haha

By catatonicsleep | 17

#476390 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:12

My dog does that, it's funny..

By maybe_tomorrow | 0

#476392 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:13

Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD

By waterynuggets | 0

#476410 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:23

Lmao XD MLIA

By teesha_fml | 0

#476418 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:26

... sigh

By sexy_mamasita | 0

#476428 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:35

ROFL, this made my day :')

By 24788 | 5

#476434 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:38

Omg that's horrible. I feel bad for you. Yea, nothing could of really been worst than that in public.

By Ranoona | 0

#476463 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:58

haha I added this to my favorites :'D

By evan_789 | 7

#476476 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:06

Copied from family guy!!!!!

24788 | 5

#476494 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:27

This is true, we need research though. Go

Compwiz1993 | 0

#476498 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 01:29

Yeah, this actually WAS on family guy on TBS last night. Brian woke himself up with his fart. Since this episode was on last night and this fml just happened it's pretty obvious it's fake.

StraightUp | 1

#478995 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 05:55

Exactly. The episode was on LAST NIGHT!!! At least wait a few days, because Brian was the 1st thing that came to me when I read this!

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