embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Beach body
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
irulan
London, United Kingdom
Single shot
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Threat Neutralized
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Top comments
FriskyTaco 0
that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug
ceddyz17 10
aww party pooper ")
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Andrewlostnow 3
you sure*
monstersocks 5
I love how u fix that but don't fix were to where.
SGarcia22 0
It coulda been worse. "Today, I feel asleep at a party. While I was sleeping, I shitted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML"
denvan 0
Your ass was on full blast
intheboot 0
lol
joshosh420 2
ydi for falling asleep.
stroudie94 9
it's better than pissing yourself while your sleep
enonymous 9
I applaud you on this. Best way to get a man is to let them get your scent. Now all you need to do is stay in the kitchen and let them come to you.
sematariux 7
hahaha love it
AnagenisisZagus 13
Where I come from, we consider that an accomplishment. Will you marry me?
ButtRaep 0
lol Americans
Mitcha857 0
lol trolls and people from other countries
dirtyblond 4
lol
killface93 0
I faved this
itsgen 16
well if it didn't smell it shouldn't be too bad
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha idk^^, I think it's the initial thought of going public with a fart that's embarrassing....of course a foul odor fart can't help the situation....
tlynn78 1
Farting was probably the highlight of the party. F the host's life for throwing a wack ass party