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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 12:00

Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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Thursday 21 April 2011 8:46

that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:51

aww party pooper ")

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yayagurl 0

Friday 22 April 2011 8:58

LMAO

stephanyk2 7

Friday 22 April 2011 9:07

that's horrifying.

Xenmas021 3

Friday 22 April 2011 9:16

That's a gas! xD

Mystijames 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:47

OP should be thanked livening up a party that puts people to sleep

Pi653 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:56

Dont eat fatty foods

SK80193 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:33

Either a boring party or faded out of their mind ha

7sevensevenseven 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 16:55

haha lmao

SexySheWolf 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:41

hahaha that sux!

sjhill 32

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:50

hahahahaha!

lolzzebra 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:10

if u were a dude thats something to b proud of

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