Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK
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Family Guy much?
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Raina1122
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WTF is wrong with that??!
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chasin_butterfli
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and?
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lmtlmt
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Yea exactly and? This is by no means an FML, its not even funny in the slightest
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omnistryder
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don't litter FML with this nonsense please
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RevengeOnYou
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Sounds fake. No normal human being can wake up in their own farts. If so, then your on the world record for the loudest farts :]
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Hot_Gurl4556
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I agree with won just live with it man
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Ajjas013
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Oh no, you'll never be the same.
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Misty3242
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WhooAaa relax! Y do u think it's nonsense
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bboi68
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WTF #1 how is this an fml happens to me all the time
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kaycee_lynn
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It's obviously not nonsense if the site approved it. Apparently they want stuff like this to be posted.
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nood_fml
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I'm calling an mlia on this one
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Danielt104
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Well, you don't deserve it. You can't help a fart, but not really FYL either. Go post this on MLIA.
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Talksyic
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The first thing I thought when I read this was that it sounded like something that would be on MLIA. This is by no means an FML moment.
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xesyeso
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lmfao ahahaha
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Zamax
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This is exactly why there should be one of the following buttons:
1.Who gives a fuck?
2.So?
3.Your point is?
4.And?
Take your pick.
1.Who gives a fuck?
2.So?
3.Your point is?
4.And?
Take your pick.
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DonkeyDelight
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And this has had a huge impact on your life?
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FarSide
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I guess we all have a Cross to bear in life...
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amy4423
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ewww!!
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gomego87
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WTF it happens to you all the time? --> someones cool.. -.-
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PottentialFML
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maybe it smelt like sperm and it turns out he got raped last night by some gay dude
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kaycee_lynn
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@sshole .
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fickendichdu
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#64. Gere is your FML said won instead of one and people noticed noticed on FML.
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fickendichdu
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Then I screwed up too damn. FML
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zen_fml
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happens to me all the time. i just feel better and go back to sleep :)
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metalhead256
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hey 97 this is a stupid fml and you know it so don't try to defend it
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jon_fylxD
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how is this an fml?
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masri_fml
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seriously haha how is this an fml?!?!?!?
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youdidwhatnow
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It could be an fml if the OP woke up because they sharted. Other than that it's not.
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9x_Periwinkle_x6
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this made me laugh... lmao
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ZleveL
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OH GOLLY your life is fucked becuase your excretory system was doin it's job! Oh Noes! what are you gonna do now?
GAY
GAY
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Zills
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#52 ftw
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SHAAAAAARK
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Family Guy much?
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AshliBaby16
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it does sound familar doesn't it.?? what happened to being original...
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iCrazie
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lol my uncle was sleep one day farted loud as hell and woke himself up. a lot funnier when your their.
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Raina1122
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WTF is wrong with that??!
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trini_gal171
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^ exactly what I was going 2 say
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carrotpuke
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i love it when that happens
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samcody96792
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ew gross.
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setsuna17
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americuzz
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haha that happened to my bro too. it was FUNNY !!
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LOL97_fml
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fart in yer sleep? ew much?!
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NeonWar__
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LOL are you a robot or something?
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pompompom_fml
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he can't hear it so he think he doesn(t do it
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Amandaax
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eww that's not a fml ;S
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TutorialBoy101
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lolage
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Goople
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cutt off the beans or use a cork
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Vehicle
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Who cares? Stop eating bean burritos before bed. Wow. Retarded.