Miscellaneous: Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought...

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

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By laurraaa - 11/07/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML

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By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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By smallfrie32 - 23/11/2010 05:22

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 164

You deserved it 4 538

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook with a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 027

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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You deserved it 12 354

By KaityK - 19/04/2016 19:15 - United States

Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

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You deserved it 5 033

By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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You deserved it 569

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By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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You deserved it 8 694

By surprise - 11/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go to a surprise party I'd planned for my best friend. All was going well on the discretion part until I logged onto Facebook. I saw that my sister had set her status to, "At Natalie's surprise party! BBL!" Natalie had liked it. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(

racer337 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

As you can tell you are quite popular.

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racer337 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

As you can tell you are quite popular.

Mustardnight 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 10:16

attention boar

Trololololololo_fml 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 13:06

What the hell is a 10 year old doing on facebook anyway?

epicenur 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 13:47

66, allot. And fyl I hate when popular bitches post up on their wall "Im pooping" and gets 30 like.

mfjkr 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 13:57

that's what you get for using Facebook in the first place

dirtyblond 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:21

That's a lot of pictures.

Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:31

66, I know what you mean, my 10 year old cousin got one just this week and her 2 cousins (one is 9 and one is 8) have one too! WTF MOMENT :)

ArentICute 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:14

Ive had worse, my friends 11 year old sister liked all my prodile pictures, put a commwnt then like each comment.

aireeahna 23

Thursday 6 March 2014 3:46

I know your feels bro...its happened to me :/

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(

drlove007 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:27

said by the person who never gets notifications

eddieyes 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 10:24

tears tears

KittehGirl 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 10:29

yeah, be happy

LifeOfPi 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 13:59

sometime we get none. dude, there are a lot stuff to worry in life!

ImaWiseGuy 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:37

64 likes? if I didn't know any better I'd say your lil sister is scheming against you......

14gtown 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:36

hey

landiboii 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:49

treu

animaline_fml 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:45

Agrees

fury1031 10

Thursday 13 December 2012 23:48

That was really sweet of her

clarkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

So?

roseydot 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:47

Aww. At least your sister is nice, and didn't post anything embarrassing. Don't see how this is really a FML.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:48

An evil plan devised by your sister to get back at you for all the things you do to her.

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:52

By showing her love and affection towards 64 of OP's beloved pictures?

Infamous_Hawk 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:54

It's sarcasm. I honestly don't see why this is an FML.

Infamous_Hawk 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:04

Was being sarcastic. To be honest, I don't see why this is an FML.

Daerauko 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:07

because OP trolls on facebook and yet she's such a loser she can't get people to notice her.

inflames2361 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:08

OP thought that 64 people were interested in him/her. to his/her disappointment, it was just one person.

THEmuffinpan 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:52

Boohoo, lady, your life is probably ruined because nobody commented on your facebook.

FriskyTaco 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:52

At least it wasn't your mom

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:52

that's kinda cute she wubs her brother

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:54

or sister or w.e you are

WOGBRO 6

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:34

Yep it's a girl u can see at the top.

glbracer 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:14

Not on the iPod/iPhone.

DanielleSaysHell 0

Friday 22 April 2011 1:47

I do too(:

DanielleSaysHell 0

Friday 22 April 2011 1:47

I do too(:

pman590 8

Friday 22 April 2011 2:14

yes on the iPod or iPhone you idiot, go to the very top right... PINK!

anabuddy123 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:54

fail

zlatan_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:49

maluvsya 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:56

Y is a ten year old on fb?? Crise are parents just calling out for pedos!!!

dragonaair 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 10:47

You know Facebook is safe. Just hide your whole profile and only add people you know.

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