By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
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whatarethisss 23

Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.

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WinterChild 20
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Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.

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chicken_dip 22
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Farting is natural. Everyone does it and if they judge you for it then screw them

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mjmaher81 5
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That's true. Maybe this is getting to know them better!

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Ichiya 29
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I think she may already be screwing the boyfriend.

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Badkarma4u 17

Girls don't

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kfchicken 31
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the worst part is probably the embarrassment of doing that inforont of her bfs family not the being judged part. well this is gonna make one hell of a family memory

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freya1998 23
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that sucks! let's hope they didn't here it (or thought it wasn't yours haha)

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higgysaurus 18
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You are very optimistic.

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laurbear87 8

...and very good at spelling

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AScooterman 12

If they can't handle that believe me you don't want to be with him

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emilyjgraham 34
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I would never want to fart into of my other half's family! Everybody does it but it is kind of embarrassing. OP hasn't even told us their reactions so how can you say she shouldn't be with him because she finds it embarrassing to fart in a car full of his family??

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KavanLavi 12
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On the plus side, at least you didn't shit your pants. They can just roll down the window.

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WinterChild 20
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Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.

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whatarethisss 23

Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.

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heywhatsuphello9 2

Happy birthday!

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whatarethisss 23

Thanks :)

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jessicadani 18
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This is now my favorite comment ever (:

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richardmosqueda 14
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What a shitty situation.

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HappyItalian 38
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And the award for the most overused FML pun/sentence goes to...

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Zarcissa 34
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...almost every third FML commenter.

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richardmosqueda 14
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Someone had to say it.

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proudsock 17
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no, they didn't. silence is golden.

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wobbly1 16
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And duct tape is Silver

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ADBurns 22

Brilliant OP. I'm crying. Thanks for making me feel happier. Sorry for your situation though but still... You have to laugh :)

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RickySleeves 20
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Yeah right. Girls don't fart.

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jkzr555 10
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Maybe you dreamed it?

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