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Great job

By onlyme - 23/05/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

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You deserved it 65 026

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By thirsty artist - 28/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML

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You deserved it 242

Not respected anymore

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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You deserved it 16 353

By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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You deserved it 4 172

Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 015

You deserved it 13 620

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 08:08

Today, I spent almost two hours drawing a scenery. I was tired halfway in and took a break. Came back to my room to see it getting scribbled on. FML

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You deserved it 126

By Boob - 07/01/2010 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

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You deserved it 34 948

By muffincakess - 21/01/2010 00:55 - France

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 937

You deserved it 37 070

By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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You deserved it 24 631

By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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You deserved it 31 908

By ositsranielle - 13/02/2010 17:32 - United States

Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 8 202

TigressUK 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:18

Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD

Fuzzynavel 10

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:20

Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!

Comments

beardly 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:10

first

pennywise37 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:14

YDI definetely;>

imthestory 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:26

YDI you must have looked like a huge sped

1384450244679 0

Monday 17 May 2010 1:03

fail. you're a dumbass.

ilaughatfmls 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:16

you didn't look back even once??? YDI completely

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:59

I bet op gets paid hourly

TigressUK 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:18

Must have been hilarious for someone watching xD

Fuzzynavel 10

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:20

Seriously though you would of noticed when you went to mark the centre spot and the boxes. This is complete BS! LIAR!

399125__h 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:30

HAHHAHAHAH you would've noticed. unless you did it blind!!

jeremymg91 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:33

I've had moments like these before. One day I was sitting in my new car (my second car) and was going nuts because my keys wouldn't go in the ignition and actually called my brother to have him see what was wrong. I was using the wrong key.

teehee520 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 12:35

If you finished without looking back once wouldn't you have at least seen some white in your peripheral vision? At all?! You deserve it for assuming (ASS + U + ME) that there was already paint in there.