FML : Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra...

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Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Concert Flatulent / Tuesday 10 July 2012 04:44 / United States - Marshall

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By DocBastard | 38

#4671708 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:21

So you play a woodwind?

By zachherbert | 10

#4671711 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:22

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

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By zachherbert | 10

#4671706 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:20

He's just adding percussion.

By DocBastard | 38

#4671708 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:21

So you play a woodwind?

MrBrightside21 | 20

#4671888 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 14:19

I thought he was playing percussion...

On his butt bongos.

wetFeline | 3

#4672789 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:06

No all he did was spray microscopic shit and gas out his ass

BulldogHoops | 14

#4672867 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:28

I don't remember the last time I read a DocBastard comment withiut laughing. You are an FML legend!

efemel94 | 7

#4674620 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 2:58

The arsehole is nature's flute.

AnneeSo | 6

#4678259 - Thursday 12 July 2012 6:47

LOL!!! That's a good one!!!

gmc_blossom | 21

#4685649 - Saturday 14 July 2012 8:34

Oh, DocBastard. Always making my day with that sense of humour of his.

Zufallian | 34

#6608143 - Tuesday 17 May 2016 18:49

That's actually a brass that makes the farting noise.

By zachherbert | 10

#4671711 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:22

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

skullofdarkness | 18

#4674216 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:45

Orchestra is just stringed instruments such as violin, cello, sit down bass, etc. no tuba unless it's a symphony orchestra.

zachherbert | 10

#4674590 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 2:50

Aaannnnd Mr.JokeKill makes his appearance.

brill33 | 7

#4674820 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 4:17

Actually, that is a string orchestra, orchestra's consist of string as well as wind instruments

By Ecstasyyy | 3

#4671718 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:25

You are definitely sneaky.

SpartanCEL | 6

#5539077 - Monday 17 June 2013 16:27

About as sneaky as Brock trying to get nurse Joy

By shayshayshazam | 14

#4671720 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:26

You have excellent timing.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#4672951 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 18:43

Timing a fart takes skill.

By blaackandprouud | 20

#4671732 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:31

Music to my ears OP.

By Tezoma | 28

#4671745 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:37

Did they thank you for contributing to their performance?

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4671779 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 13:01

"We'd like to thank everyone thart came out tonight espically (OP's name) for sharing their unknowm musicianal talent!"

jonjak | 7

#4674800 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 4:08

Haha

By KaylaDawnn | 5

#4671750 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:39

That's when you politely get up and walk out.

KM96 | 24

#4671760 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:43

But wouldn't even more people stare?

By iTransform | 8

#4671753 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:39

Blame it on the tuba player, everyone knows they blow hard enough into it to accidentally let a few rip

ALpein | 0

#4673336 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:54

Of course! That's common knowledge to us all.

By TwentyFourXXIV | 13

#4671765 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:48

Thats when you say "continue the solo tuba player you're doing great!"

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