FML : Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra...

129

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Concert Flatulent / Tuesday 10 July 2012 04:44 / United States - Marshall

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By DocBastard | 38

#4671708 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:21

So you play a woodwind?

By zachherbert | 10

#4671711 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:22

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

Comments

By zachherbert | 10

#4671706 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:20

He's just adding percussion.

By DocBastard | 38

#4671708 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:21

So you play a woodwind?

MrBrightside21 | 20

#4671888 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 02:19

I thought he was playing percussion... On his butt bongos.

wetFeline | 3

#4672789 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 06:06

No all he did was spray microscopic shit and gas out his ass

BulldogHoops | 14

#4672867 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 06:28

I don't remember the last time I read a DocBastard comment withiut laughing. You are an FML legend!

efemel94 | 7

#4674620 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 02:58

The arsehole is nature's flute.

AnneeSo | 6

#4678259 - Thursday 12 July 2012 06:47

LOL!!! That's a good one!!!

gmc_blossom | 21

#4685649 - Saturday 14 July 2012 08:34

Oh, DocBastard. Always making my day with that sense of humour of his.

Zufallian | 34

#6608143 - Tuesday 17 May 2016 06:49

That's actually a brass that makes the farting noise.

By zachherbert | 10

#4671711 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:22

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

skullofdarkness | 18

#4674216 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 12:45

Orchestra is just stringed instruments such as violin, cello, sit down bass, etc. no tuba unless it's a symphony orchestra.

zachherbert | 10

#4674590 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 02:50

Aaannnnd Mr.JokeKill makes his appearance.

brill33 | 7

#4674820 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 04:17

Actually, that is a string orchestra, orchestra's consist of string as well as wind instruments

By Ecstasyyy | 3

#4671718 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:25

You are definitely sneaky.

SpartanCEL | 6

#5539077 - Monday 17 June 2013 04:27

About as sneaky as Brock trying to get nurse Joy

By shayshayshazam | 14

#4671720 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:26

You have excellent timing.

ColdplaySucks | 18

#4672951 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 06:43

Timing a fart takes skill.

By blaackandprouud | 20

#4671732 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:31

Music to my ears OP.

By Tezoma | 28

#4671745 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:37

Did they thank you for contributing to their performance?

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4671779 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 01:01

"We'd like to thank everyone thart came out tonight espically (OP's name) for sharing their unknowm musicianal talent!"

jonjak | 7

#4674800 - Wednesday 11 July 2012 04:08

Haha

By KaylaDawnn | 5

#4671750 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:39

That's when you politely get up and walk out.

KM96 | 24

#4671760 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:43

But wouldn't even more people stare?

By iTransform | 8

#4671753 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:39

Blame it on the tuba player, everyone knows they blow hard enough into it to accidentally let a few rip

ALpein | 0

#4673336 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 07:54

Of course! That's common knowledge to us all.

By TwentyFourXXIV | 13

#4671765 - Tuesday 10 July 2012 12:48

Thats when you say "continue the solo tuba player you're doing great!"

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Work

Nearly

Today, I woke up to my rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was sent to the ER from work after sharp stomach pains made me double over in pain and nearly faint. They were so severe the Ketamine only took...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Bangladesh

Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided...

Republic of Korea

Time to invest in a gas mask!

Today, after living in Korea for 6 months due to my husband's military career, doctors finally found out why I've been sick since I've been here. I'm allergic...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos