Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

By Concert Flatulent / Tuesday 10 July 2012 04:44 / United States - Marshall
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Orchestra is just stringed instruments such as violin, cello, sit down bass, etc. no tuba unless it's a symphony orchestra.

By  KaylaDawnn  |  5

That's when you politely get up and walk out.

By  iTransform  |  8

Blame it on the tuba player, everyone knows they blow hard enough into it to accidentally let a few rip

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