Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
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DocBastard
| 38
So you play a woodwind?
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zachherbert
| 10
"That's one weird sounding tuba..."
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zachherbert
| 10
He's just adding percussion.
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DocBastard
| 38
So you play a woodwind?
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MrBrightside21
| 20
I thought he was playing percussion...
On his butt bongos.
On his butt bongos.
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wetFeline
| 3
No all he did was spray microscopic shit and gas out his ass
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BulldogHoops
| 14
I don't remember the last time I read a DocBastard comment withiut laughing. You are an FML legend!
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efemel94
| 7
The arsehole is nature's flute.
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AnneeSo
| 6
LOL!!! That's a good one!!!
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gmc_blossom
| 21
Oh, DocBastard. Always making my day with that sense of humour of his.
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Zufallian
| 34
That's actually a brass that makes the farting noise.
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zachherbert
| 10
"That's one weird sounding tuba..."
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skullofdarkness
| 18
Orchestra is just stringed instruments such as violin, cello, sit down bass, etc. no tuba unless it's a symphony orchestra.
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zachherbert
| 10
Aaannnnd Mr.JokeKill makes his appearance.
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brill33
| 7
Actually, that is a string orchestra, orchestra's consist of string as well as wind instruments
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Ecstasyyy
| 3
You are definitely sneaky.
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SpartanCEL
| 6
About as sneaky as Brock trying to get nurse Joy
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shayshayshazam
| 14
You have excellent timing.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Timing a fart takes skill.
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blaackandprouud
| 20
Music to my ears OP.
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Tezoma
| 28
Did they thank you for contributing to their performance?
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hockeyoceancity
| 13
"We'd like to thank everyone thart came out tonight espically (OP's name) for sharing their unknowm musicianal talent!"
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jonjak
| 7
Haha
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KaylaDawnn
| 5
That's when you politely get up and walk out.
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KM96
| 24
But wouldn't even more people stare?
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iTransform
| 8
Blame it on the tuba player, everyone knows they blow hard enough into it to accidentally let a few rip
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ALpein
| 0
Of course! That's common knowledge to us all.
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TwentyFourXXIV
| 13
Thats when you say "continue the solo tuba player you're doing great!"