By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
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DocBastard 38

So you play a woodwind?

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zachherbert 10

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

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zachherbert 10

He's just adding percussion.

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DocBastard 38

So you play a woodwind?

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MrBrightside21 20

I thought he was playing percussion... On his butt bongos.

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wetFeline 3

No all he did was spray microscopic shit and gas out his ass

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BulldogHoops 14

I don't remember the last time I read a DocBastard comment withiut laughing. You are an FML legend!

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efemel94 7

The arsehole is nature's flute.

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AnneeSo 6

LOL!!! That's a good one!!!

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gmc_blossom 21

Oh, DocBastard. Always making my day with that sense of humour of his.

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splinteredApple 36

That's actually a brass that makes the farting noise.

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zachherbert 10

"That's one weird sounding tuba..."

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skullofdarkness 18

Orchestra is just stringed instruments such as violin, cello, sit down bass, etc. no tuba unless it's a symphony orchestra.

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zachherbert 10

Aaannnnd Mr.JokeKill makes his appearance.

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brill33 7

Actually, that is a string orchestra, orchestra's consist of string as well as wind instruments

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Ecstasyyy 3

You are definitely sneaky.

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SpartanCEL 6

About as sneaky as Brock trying to get nurse Joy

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shayshayshazam 14

You have excellent timing.

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ColdplaySucks 18

Timing a fart takes skill.

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blaackandprouud 20

Music to my ears OP.

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Tezoma 28

Did they thank you for contributing to their performance?

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hockeyoceancity 13

"We'd like to thank everyone thart came out tonight espically (OP's name) for sharing their unknowm musicianal talent!"

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KaylaDawnn 5

That's when you politely get up and walk out.

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KM96 24

But wouldn't even more people stare?

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iTransform 8

Blame it on the tuba player, everyone knows they blow hard enough into it to accidentally let a few rip

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ALpein 0

Of course! That's common knowledge to us all.

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TwentyFourXXIV 13

Thats when you say "continue the solo tuba player you're doing great!"

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