By Anonymous - Sri Lanka - Colombo
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
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By  A1NoSauce  |  17

As embarrassing as it may seem, OP, you would never want to be put in a situation where people assume it's you based upon looks. Think about that should a situation like this ever occur again.

By  katiehaitch  |  21

It would have been embarrassing to have to actually say that you farted in front of strangers, so I don't blame you for keeping quiet. It's not your fault that everyone was rude enough to automatically assume the larger dude did it.