Transportation: Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Cyrus00 41

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:44

People always blame the fat guy....

feliciaheartu 21

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:34

That was mean of you

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feliciaheartu 21

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:34

That was mean of you

cole_tyler42 21

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:46

Wasn't just mean, it was pretty shitty.

HarshD9619 34

Saturday 19 December 2015 9:48

Today, while traveling on an airplane, some asshat next to me ripped a silent fart that could make Satan cry. Everyone around us thought it was me. FML

A07 48

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:35

Whoa, what did you eat?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 21 December 2015 6:19

Must be that airline food.

chairmanmeow1 16

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:36

What foul play

Cyrus00 41

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:44

People always blame the fat guy....

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 19 December 2015 18:23

Poor fat guy. Thrown under the bus.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 19 December 2015 23:16

Sad, but true.

cole_tyler42 21

Sunday 20 December 2015 0:40

31, I think the fat guy was the bus.

Soparot 29

Sunday 20 December 2015 5:20

I think sometimes people forget skinny people fart too

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:53

like none of us would have done the same, especially a girl.

SorrowsReward 27

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:54

Professionals don't fart... Oh wait, that only applies to private tutors

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 19 December 2015 14:01

Booooo!

Ldeliveryguy 7

Saturday 19 December 2015 16:39

here is your L

photographer49 22

Saturday 19 December 2015 8:58

Why is this your FML? Seems to me that poor guy was getting blamed for your smelly ass fart. You got off easy

A1NoSauce 17

Saturday 19 December 2015 9:19

As embarrassing as it may seem, OP, you would never want to be put in a situation where people assume it's you based upon looks. Think about that should a situation like this ever occur again.

katiehaitch 21

Saturday 19 December 2015 9:20

It would have been embarrassing to have to actually say that you farted in front of strangers, so I don't blame you for keeping quiet. It's not your fault that everyone was rude enough to automatically assume the larger dude did it.