By Anonymous - 17/7/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach
Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML
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By  SpartyOnWayne  |  18

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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  lexiieeex3  |  32

20- Sometimes it can go through your pants and stain your clothes. As a special Ed teacher, I've seen it all. And there's nothing worse when you can't do anything about it. Safely was most definitely the correct word.

By  SpartyOnWayne  |  18

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

By  MrConcise  |  34

The worst is the car ride back if you don't have a change of clothes in the trunk. You're trying to sit in your seat as much as possible without actually touching it, and still trying to push the gas pedal in a half-sitting-half-standing position.

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  whitnayfortooh  |  29

and what if he didn't even have a car, he took the bus. he had to walk half a mile to the bus stop and wait 30 min for it. and he had to take 3 buses to get there. the horror!