By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach
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20, as a mother, let me tell you: There are not many things more destructive than a diaper blowout. Never underestimate the force of shit.
What a bad shituation you're in.
I think this is the first "shit" pun I've seen that is not down voted. I'm impressed.
If only I could thumbs up you more
What a craptacular pun.
I thought it was fartastic
You guys please stop! We are so much better than this!
Lol **** you all, these puns are great.
Never waste an erection
how horrible. hopefully you got it taken care of quickly.
Sneaky with a splash of sh*t
You can say shit. This is Fuck My Life. See shit. We are adults here. We can swear.
amateur. everyone knows you don't force a fart too hard.
Damn right.
Sounds like a...crappy circumstance...
The worst is the car ride back if you don't have a change of clothes in the trunk. You're trying to sit in your seat as much as possible without actually touching it, and still trying to push the gas pedal in a half-sitting-half-standing position.
You seam to have quite a lot of experience in that matter.
Let's just say I'm allergic to eggs and it took a lot of pairs of pants to figure it out. lmao
and what if he didn't even have a car, he took the bus. he had to walk half a mile to the bus stop and wait 30 min for it. and he had to take 3 buses to get there. the horror!
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What a bad shituation you're in.
Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit