By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML
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people_annoy_me 23

What a bad shituation you're in.

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SpartyOnWayne 18

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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lexiieeex3 32

Oh no! Hopefully you were able to get changed safely. Best of luck.

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tarlax 11

Changed "safely"? I don't think the shit was in danger of exploding or anything. It's a shart, not a fertilizer bomb.

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sturschaedel 27

20, as a mother, let me tell you: There are not many things more destructive than a diaper blowout. Never underestimate the force of shit.

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lexiieeex3 32

20- Sometimes it can go through your pants and stain your clothes. As a special Ed teacher, I've seen it all. And there's nothing worse when you can't do anything about it. Safely was most definitely the correct word.

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people_annoy_me 23

What a bad shituation you're in.

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Amama_fml 30

I think this is the first "shit" pun I've seen that is not down voted. I'm impressed.

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MrBlackledge 12

If only I could thumbs up you more

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mds9986 24

That stinks what a shitty situation.

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terspal 14

What a craptacular pun.

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nfedrichy 20

I thought it was fartastic

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

You guys please stop! We are so much better than this!

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Indiantrolledd 16

Lol **** you all, these puns are great.

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ChristianH39 30

Never trust a fart.

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oliv34 11

Never waste an erection

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sweetbliss3 37

how horrible. hopefully you got it taken care of quickly.

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Koolaidandtacos 21

Sneaky with a splash of sh*t

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mswhatever 18

You can say shit. This is Fuck My Life. See shit. We are adults here. We can swear.

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hard_candy 25

amateur. everyone knows you don't force a fart too hard.

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SpartyOnWayne 18

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit

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WOTAN1488 24

Sounds like a...crappy circumstance...

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RedPillSucks 31

crapinstance?

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MrConcise 34

The worst is the car ride back if you don't have a change of clothes in the trunk. You're trying to sit in your seat as much as possible without actually touching it, and still trying to push the gas pedal in a half-sitting-half-standing position.

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sturschaedel 27

You seam to have quite a lot of experience in that matter.

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MrConcise 34

Let's just say I'm allergic to eggs and it took a lot of pairs of pants to figure it out. lmao

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whitnayfortooh 29

and what if he didn't even have a car, he took the bus. he had to walk half a mile to the bus stop and wait 30 min for it. and he had to take 3 buses to get there. the horror!

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