By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach
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20, as a mother, let me tell you: There are not many things more destructive than a diaper blowout. Never underestimate the force of shit.
What a bad shituation you're in.
I think this is the first "shit" pun I've seen that is not down voted. I'm impressed.
If only I could thumbs up you more
What a craptacular pun.
I thought it was fartastic
You guys please stop! We are so much better than this!
Lol fuck you all, these puns are great.
Never waste an erection
how horrible. hopefully you got it taken care of quickly.
Sneaky with a splash of sh*t
You can say shit. This is Fuck My Life. See shit. We are adults here. We can swear.
amateur. everyone knows you don't force a fart too hard.
Damn right.
Sounds like a...crappy circumstance...
The worst is the car ride back if you don't have a change of clothes in the trunk. You're trying to sit in your seat as much as possible without actually touching it, and still trying to push the gas pedal in a half-sitting-half-standing position.
You seam to have quite a lot of experience in that matter.
Let's just say I'm allergic to eggs and it took a lot of pairs of pants to figure it out. lmao
and what if he didn't even have a car, he took the bus. he had to walk half a mile to the bus stop and wait 30 min for it. and he had to take 3 buses to get there. the horror!
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What a bad shituation you're in.
Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit