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people_annoy_me
| 23
What a bad shituation you're in.
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SpartyOnWayne
| 18
Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Oh no! Hopefully you were able to get changed safely. Best of luck.
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tarlax
| 11
Changed "safely"? I don't think the shit was in danger of exploding or anything. It's a shart, not a fertilizer bomb.
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sturschaedel
| 27
20, as a mother, let me tell you: There are not many things more destructive than a diaper blowout. Never underestimate the force of shit.
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lexiieeex3
| 32
20- Sometimes it can go through your pants and stain your clothes. As a special Ed teacher, I've seen it all. And there's nothing worse when you can't do anything about it. Safely was most definitely the correct word.
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people_annoy_me
| 23
What a bad shituation you're in.
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Amama_fml
| 30
I think this is the first "shit" pun I've seen that is not down voted. I'm impressed.
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MrBlackledge
| 12
If only I could thumbs up you more
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mds9986
| 24
That stinks what a shitty situation.
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terspal
| 14
What a craptacular pun.
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nfedrichy
| 20
I thought it was fartastic
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MyNameIsLaughter
| 18
You guys please stop!
We are so much better than this!
We are so much better than this!
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Indiantrolledd
| 16
Lol fuck you all, these puns are great.
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ChristianH39
| 30
Never trust a fart.
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oliv34
| 11
Never waste an erection
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sweetbliss3
| 37
how horrible. hopefully you got it taken care of quickly.
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Koolaidandtacos
| 21
Sneaky with a splash of sh*t
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mswhatever
| 18
You can say shit. This is Fuck My Life. See shit. We are adults here. We can swear.
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hard_candy
| 25
amateur. everyone knows you don't force a fart too hard.
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SpartyOnWayne
| 18
Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it's probably shit
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CrazedGunner
| 22
Damn right.
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WOTAN1488
| 24
Sounds like a...crappy circumstance...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
crapinstance?
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MrConcise
| 34
The worst is the car ride back if you don't have a change of clothes in the trunk. You're trying to sit in your seat as much as possible without actually touching it, and still trying to push the gas pedal in a half-sitting-half-standing position.
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sturschaedel
| 27
You seam to have quite a lot of experience in that matter.
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MrConcise
| 34
Let's just say I'm allergic to eggs and it took a lot of pairs of pants to figure it out. lmao
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whitnayfortooh
| 29
and what if he didn't even have a car, he took the bus. he had to walk half a mile to the bus stop and wait 30 min for it. and he had to take 3 buses to get there. the horror!
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