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Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
Does no-one ever learn from the FMLs? This must be the 200th about sharting.
Shrek said "Better out than in" but I don't think he meant to that extent. Do some laundry, and don't boo-poo about it OP!