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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 680
You deserved it 844

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Does no-one ever learn from the FMLs? This must be the 200th about sharting.

Shrek said "Better out than in" but I don't think he meant to that extent. Do some laundry, and don't boo-poo about it OP!

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Does no-one ever learn from the FMLs? This must be the 200th about sharting.

that's a pretty dire-hea situation. hope it doesn't leave a permanent stain on your confidence.

I wish the English language had an adjective to describe this situation. It really sounds like such a situation.

Apparently you need to go back and watch Deadpool again. This is why you wear the brown pants!

Shrek said "Better out than in" but I don't think he meant to that extent. Do some laundry, and don't boo-poo about it OP!

Along with the other comments, I really hope that’s your greatest enemy’s name not your own.

PenguinPal3017 19

YDI for not wearing a butt plug.

This reminds me of a little advice from Edward Cole. As you get older, never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart

This website makes me me paranoid about how common it seems to be that grown adults sh*t their pants in public. WTH.