Health: Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I farted at a crowded concert, and people started commenting on said fart. I specifically went out of my way to eat certain foods all day so that it wouldn't happen. FML

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By Concert Flatulent - 10/07/2012 04:44 - United States - Marshall

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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jfj126 13

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:18

Just be glad you didn't shart.

lightningclicks 24

Tuesday 23 February 2016 12:17

farts are the poop screaming to get out

Comments

ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:25

A for effort!

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:35

Sounds like one you should be proud of. Own it, name it.

lysx84 24

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:12

I came here to say just this. Never be ashamed of a fart. #fartpride

Cheezpop 11

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:37

Hahahaha OMG Op, you made my day

atmoore66 4

Tuesday 23 February 2016 13:45

Who cares it's not that big of a deal, no one knew it was you.

bella_nana347 23

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:06

Where will you be when the diarrhea hits?

vikky538 28

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:06

Its for the love of concert!!

jagsingh85 14

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:11

Why not ease it out, and how could it be heard at a concert with all that noise and music?

pandemonium307 10

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:19

At least it wasn't a shart.

Paridote 6

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:38

that sucks

Schmavid64 13

Tuesday 23 February 2016 14:43

If you find that flatulence is a real problem for you then you can get charcoal tablets from a pharmacy. It helps to absorb a lot of the gases in your gut and your poo comes out black but it's a pretty cheap and easy solution to try.