Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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Zoldyck 17
How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Humanity.
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jinxy333 13
get off your fat lazy ass...and force yourself to walk around the god damn shop to buy your groceries and maybe you might just actually realise that exercise and physically moving is what you need... not fight a man (who has an obvious injury) over a mobility scooter because you are a self-intitled prick who thinks "the world owes me one" because you're fat. These mobility scooters should only be accessible to people who provide paper work stating their "disability" ie..a fat person who simply eats unhealthy should NOT get one..vs. a person who has papers stating they have a thyroid problem, should. why are we enabling unhealthy people to keep being unhealthy :/
Headcrab 29
these mobility scooters in supermarkets is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. 99% of the time it's some fat **** too lazy to walk who takes a scooter. The people who need them (disabled, elderly, wounded) don't even get a chance. I say they lock these up and only people with a disability card (does that exist in the USA?) gets a scooter. and the elderly and obviously hurt (people with a cast for example).
blackonblight 33
That still ***** over the 'invisible' illnesses like chronic fatigue sufferers who may be able to stand/walk a short amount but not the distance needed for a grocery run.
MVPK2010 13
I would've knocked the guy out and taken the scooter. Or just take it anyways
laden_swallow09 35
"You can have it, but you have to catch me, first! Whurrrrrrrrr…"
Sheepalicious 20
Id tell him to visit Camp Putdaforkdown.
omnia 5
He saw the chance and he took it.
omnia 5
This could've ended after 'Wal-Mart' and still been an FML.
StickyPickles 33
Rascal tipping
martini47 12
You should have told that fatass to suck a dick.... It pisses me off more than anything that people will ride those scooters solely because there fat maybe if they walked then they could lose some weight!!!
WitEluded 13
I would have told him "You can have the cart, but you gotta catch me first!" Then laugh as I drove off and he waddled after.
esfox83 17
YDI for going to Walmart.