Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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Top comments
Zoldyck 17
How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Humanity.
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Comments (162)
omgpenguin91 5
Not all disabilities are easily visible. They might have something you don't know about. Don't be so quick to judge. Sorry he didn't get a cart though
LifeFailure 16
'Merica
lolzalolliepop 15
OP. Can't you see? You should be ashamed of yourself! How could your father, get his foot in plaster and use the last mobility scooter at Walmart, when obviously.. That's inconsiderate to fat humans and I truely think you should of just given that lard bucket the scooter! Gosh OP. Disappointed in you and your dad!
Emiweb 9
Could be that he has an invisible illness, but doesn't excuse him being an arse.
mjansing 4
tell that fat **** that he needs to walk and maybe if he walks alot more and dieting, one day he will be able to see his feet.
extinct_dodo 18
And that's when you fat-shame the retard.
thes7274473 19
One of the many reasons I avoid going to Walmart.
thatcoolguy123 14
Walmart in a nutshell.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
This enrages me. I hope you told them off.
greencurtains74 11
fat people could be jolly. I mean they eat well! obese not so much. They're one step from a heart attack