Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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Top comments
Zoldyck 17
How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Humanity.
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Comments (162)
countryb_cth 38
I honestly pictured a huge fat guy taking up the whole aisle, knocking stuff over, waddling and slightly out of breath, with tuba music playing when he walks.
Mooglefox 24
Same thing happened to my dad once, only my dad was missing his right leg.
Vekzzza 6
I lol'd at this one
simsgirlgem 25
I wish I been there being a chubby girl I have told that asshole off and said that if he can walk he doesn't need a damn scooter I may be fat but I walk my ass down aisles
badgercheese94 16
Maybe if that fat bastard actually walked around Wal-Mart instead of used the scooter, he wouldn't be so... fat!
davisbr2 7
I hate people like that.. But to the people who say it's only America where it happens, obesity is legally a disability in europe
DaniX9 5
Although he sounds like he was just being a total ass, he could have actually had something that made it hard for him to lose weight.
SoullessSolace 12
Holy shit, welcome to Walmart, right?
B1083 6
I actually do have a thyroid disability to where it is difficult for me just to maintain my weight (let alone stop from gaining). But even with that, I do not need a mobility scooter, nor would I ever want one. I enjoy going to Crossfit 4-5 times a week to help my issue, it truly aggravates me when I see those that are just lazy use this excuse. They don't understand the actual struggle and the self-hate one has when you only eat healthy and exercise regularly and can still gain weight. Those scooters will never, ever, be a part of my life. But hey, I guess I'm doing it all wrong. >:|
Doubtful_Judge 23
Just follow him around playing the fat person tune on trombone.