By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
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Nikkitaria 9

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

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JustinKirby 20

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

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JustinKirby 20

You learned your lesson I guess, mind your own business OP! Sorry you got hit but next time watch from a distance and stay out of it

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potatoboy33 11

Maybe be a bit more carefull in the future, Op!

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then000bster 16

It's pizza!! You always fight over the last piece. Maybe not with a fist fight, but with Rock Paper Scissors.

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starile 19

Jeezus, bludgeoning a person with a rock or slicing them with paper or scissors over a slice of pizza?? That sounds like hobo UFC fighting right there! I'd watch! *grabs popcorn*

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RedPillSucks 31

Just don't grab the last slice of pizza

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KushCrushin89 10

Always remember the golden rule. He who has the pizza, makes the rules.

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tjv3 10

If you are not prepared or equipped to handle the situation then you should mind your own business.

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Rhoperix 7

Damn, that sucks op... But at least you tried to do the right thing! FYL.

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tommylover842 23

Pizza is pizza, it doesn't have to be especially delicious.

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Allennis44 16

I first read it as "I saw two kids fisting in the street"...Needless to say, I was confused

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JoeGrant 12

You really got a piece of their mind, OP.

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Robbieisadowg 16

Oops that comment was in reply to the wrong comment! Sorry!

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reneebellinger 8

You deserve the last slice for that!

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A07 48

You deserved it op, pizza is serious stuff!

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Nikkitaria 9

Let me guess... You tried to settle the fight by offering to take the last slice?

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threer 30

I would have taken it and ran. >v>

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DedicatedNova 13

Fighting is dangerous. Keep your distance, bro.

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asnakelovinbabe 16

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

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blueknight1st 26

That's what you get for sticking your nose where it doesn't belong.

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