By ahuman - United States
Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML
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  JustinKirby  |  20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  starile  |  19

Jeezus, bludgeoning a person with a rock or slicing them with paper or scissors over a slice of pizza?? That sounds like hobo UFC fighting right there! I'd watch! *grabs popcorn*

  threer  |  30

I would have taken it and ran. >v>