Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
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Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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Top comments
Zoldyck 17
How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Humanity.
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Comments (162)
Ruhjeanuh 5
And people wonder why US is so freaking obese?
piedpiper303 29
#96: anyone can have a heart attack. My father is a perfectly normal weight and has had three of them.
mergeterge 24
Although your dad certainly does not deserve that treatment, you kinda deserve it for going to Walmart in the first place! ;)
badgercheese94 16
Maybe it's the only place to shop? Where I live, the biggest store nearby is a Wal-Mart in the town 5 minutes to the east. There ain't no mall there!
soulreaper12296 28
Did you kick him over and watch him roll around like a turtle stuck on the back of its shell?
BlondePsycho 43
They should give fat people shopping carts attached to bikes instead of scooters, atleast that way they could get some excercise.
sharkgirl4 23
When I broke my ankle a few months ago, I saw countless overweight people using the motor carts while I hobbled around because there were none left. Few things are more galling than watching an obese person in their 20's get out of the scooter to grab several 12 packs of coke at once to slam into their overflowing cart while you struggle with tears in your eyes from the pain. People are *******.
tantanpanda 26
#98, he didn't say only obese people get heart attacks. Calm down.
BobyTheDerp 12
The majestic Walmart shopper stalks his pray for of witch is a man with a cast in his leg. The fat **** attacks but is unsuccessful due to his tub of mayonnaise keeping him down...
LaLaVee13 6
Your dad should have hit him with the cast and said 'how's that for faking?' Hehe
wolleiy 3
i hope you shot that fat-****!