Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I went to Target with my dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was being cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML
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Top comments
Zoldyck 17
How could your dad? He clearly went through the trouble of getting a cast so that he could ride the mobility scooters as an excuse to not walk due to laziness. Shame on him.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Humanity.
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Comments (162)
Criram2 10
"and here we see the Fatfuckitus in it's native Wal-Mart habitat. These beings are known to be very aggressive, therefore must be handled with a slap across the face if they show any aggression towards you."
dudo1286 6
Only at Wal-Mart. welcome to Wal-Mart. get your shit and get out!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Assholes like that make all fat people look bad. It pisses me off when a person thinks they need a mobility scooter for the single fact that they're overweight.
militarybrat 21
I will be going through this tomorrow. I just had knee surgery and crossing fingers a scooter is available.
JKPwnage 27
That guy deserves to walk
epicscootybooty 3
this is a good example of Walmart people in there natural habitat
XxEmo_PaganxX 13
I used to work at Wal-Mart. I would've gotten fired if I told the customer that the mobility scooters were for actual disabilities and not obesity.
SirMaamDude722 4
Some people have heart diseases.
TallMist 32
Not ALL disabilities are visible. What he said was rude, but you have no idea if he has non-visible disabilities.
worldclassrager 41
there weren't two of them? still have some respect