By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
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metallakes 0
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that would be a noun...

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immafiremylaser 0

What's a twollop? Is it a kind of fish?

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xxmollyxx 25
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lbumbblebee 5

what a waste of first comment smh...

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immafiremylaser 0

What's a twollop? Is it a kind of fish?

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fezzaza 0
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Twollop- (adjective) a douchey loser who drives s gay car

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metallakes 0
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that would be a noun...

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Felling 14
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According to Urban Dictionary, a dirty twat. xD

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HurriKaty 4
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Run her over with it.

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VegasMade702 0
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Yah WTF is a twollop?? Is that some crazy british slang for douchebag???

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googlefrewdnoob 0

The FMLs from Texas, retard

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paintedchocolate 30
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So what? OP's girlfriend could still be of British origin.

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driscoll1985 0
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It might be that you look like a trollop in it because its such a manly car and your just no beefcake enough to pull it off!!!!! I doubt it though. Women are strange either way. Just have to say I look better better than you in and out of it - your a lucky girl!!

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Xx_Slayer_xX 22
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You're* for one, and two. You don't have to come in making douche bag comments that don't even need to exist. But hey, whatever. I'll deal with it.

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redbluegreen 40
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Sucks. Especially if you like your new car.

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tick_tock 0

#2 Haha I agree, what is a twollop? Is that a British word? According to urbandictionary a twollop is: A word (noun) that defines a stupid person, used by young people. "hey, look at that guy over there. He's a twollop!" Anyway that sucks for you!

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llamatrauma 5
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i'm pretty sure it's "trollop." what kind of car is it?

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Dukedj 0

I' m guessing you got a girly car? Or the type that maxes out at 83 mph lol?

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chabz_fml 0
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but then how will we get back to the future?

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Cheatx 0

Tell your girlfriend you need another driver to get your old car back, drive to a deserted place, and kick her out of your car. Then be like "Whose the twollop now?"

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