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Pranked

By dontevenassk - 12/06/2009 04:44 - Canada

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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No exit! No choice!

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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You deserved it 4 968

By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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You deserved it 193

Many rivers to cross

By mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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Shit show

By Malakai - 23/10/2018 22:00

Today, after taking a massive shit, I flushed the toilet and it clogged. It flooded to the brim and the shit came rising to the top. I didn't know what to do so I grabbed some toilet paper and picked it up, ran to my balcony, and launched it. It landed on my neighbor's car. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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ostensibly 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so ******* vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.

biancagolden 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so shitty of them D:

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ostensibly 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so ******* vile--I don't even know what I'd do. Probably jump in the nearest lake.

grovyle210 3

Saturday 28 August 2010 7:48

...*barf*

domking1315 20

Saturday 10 November 2012 22:33

Cuss

biancagolden 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:04

That's so shitty of them D:

writergirl69 0

Monday 26 July 2010 4:51

quite literally

hypothetically 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:05

Recreating volume 1 of Jackass!

Humanspider 18

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:21

I HATE THAT ******* SHOW SO MUCH!

ostensibly 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:07

Also, you got your shit rocked.

9six7four4 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:09

FYL for sure but you should've just sat ON their car and rolled around a little bit then.

shimmyya88 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:13

You should've just jumped in the car anyway, they deserved it. Sorry man.

wtrplochica 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:14

Ewwww that's nasty. Your friends suck. I agree roll on the car or something...sure it was on accident?

Cat135 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:18

hahahahaha that's so funny! nothing better than a shit-shower!

Jimboom 11

Friday 12 June 2009 12:18

Forgive your friends and give them a great big hug!!! :)

CykoX 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:20

This FML stinks.

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Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out my professor can't make it to class due to the weather. She lives down my street. FML

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Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML

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Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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Today, while having the most stressful work week ever, it's also the first time I’ve seen my ex since she dumped me about a month ago. She’s happy and ecstatic; I’m stressed out and still semi heart broken. FML

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Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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Pranked

Same thing different taste

No exit! No choice!

Bustin' my ass

Many rivers to cross

Shit show

Cringe

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