Love, Cars, Awkward and Liar: Lies and love don't mix

Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 3 015

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 952

You deserved it 29 928

By Vac - 05/04/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 599

You deserved it 8 725

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 094

You deserved it 626

By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 719

You deserved it 4 108

By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 146

You deserved it 245 344

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 153

You deserved it 5 227

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 958

You deserved it 7 912

Assumptions

By Wathaveidone - 12/07/2021 02:01

Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 326

You deserved it 1 333

And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 291

You deserved it 808

By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 518

You deserved it 42 295

Anderling 32

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:12

If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth. What was your game plan even if you hadn’t gotten rear-ended? Keep borrowing that car? Borrow your mom’s house too? Your boss did you a favor.

Sdog 6

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:05

You sound like a moron.

Comments

Sdog 6

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:05

You sound like a moron.

Anderling 32

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:12

poopface82 19

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:17

I’m curious what your end game was, since the absolute ceiling for a plan like this is “get laid and fake your own death.”

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:18

Hell of a Whopper there, pal.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 16 April 2022 0:33

This reinforced my manchild free status.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 16 April 2022 1:12

Looks like the only buns you're going to get to play with are the ones at work, fry boy! You likely burned your bridges with that girl, nay rather, you flame-broiled them!

Fab4lyfe 1

Saturday 16 April 2022 4:12

Damn there’s some haters on the comments.. lol keep yo chin up pimp don’t change the game just push the reset button…

Rozay333 36

Saturday 16 April 2022 14:54

Why would you lie about such big stuff? You’d have to prove it eventually. Or just go crazy trying to keep up with all your bs. YDI.

kitten79TX 5

Saturday 16 April 2022 17:00

So...you told a lie. And you got caught lying. And your girlfriemd dumped you because you lied to her. And you want us to feel sorry for you because your bad ethics led to consequences? Yeah, no. Take this lesson with you...don't lie to people.