"I was planning on flexing" Well, there go any and all chances you may have had to get even the smallest scrap of sympathy whatsoever.

You should have flexed by being a nice guy and also paying for the coffee

I had to look up what "flexing on her" means. Yeah, you deserve this so much.

“The best revenge is living well*” *Unless your target is living better, in which case, you ain’t worth a shit.

And she doesn't use it to over-compensate for being a pathetic dick, either.

Worrying about what kind of car people drive is just about as shallow as it gets. No wonder she dumped you.

Too bad, so sad, grow up.

Stop comparing your life and possessions to other peoples, why not just meet and try to rekindle 'flex on her' you sound 12 ffs, maybe she's looking to date a MAN not infant

I sympathize with you. I know what it’s like to want to impress someone but then to end up embarrassingly impressed by them. You should try to bond over the cars. Or fuck in them. Or maybe not, that’s just where my mind goes...