By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis

Spicy
Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML
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Lifeh8sme2 11

I'm more curious as to why you had penis-shaped cookies.

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ohcoolstorybro 14

How many could you fit?

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severe_fml 3

If they weren't for a party, you may want to consider checking yourself into a nut house. Su loco chicha!

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MisterEx 28

Were they at least decent sized cookies, OP? Tell us please.

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crimsonlover4 31

It might not all be about the size per say, could be more about the stiffness and texture as well as taste. This is just a tip though.

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MisterEx 28

On behalf of all the humble sized men out there, please allow me, fine ladies, to thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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RedPillSucks 31

The chocolate ones are always bigger.

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Sandsh8rk 36

What's wrong about that? At least you get to eat food unlike the starving children in Africa.

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JustKittyKat 24

Yeah! Those children would appreciate those dirty dicks in their mouth! I'm going to hell.

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Sandsh8rk 36

I obviously didn't find the humour in this FML...it was the first thing to come to my mind...fark. Sorry :x

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Branflakes78 13

please rage ban this guy! not right to say at all

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perdix 29

If they were chocolate, you wouldn't even be able to get a whole one in your mouth. Nor would you ever eat vanilla penis cookies again.

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RedPillSucks 31

But occasionally, she'd be tempted by the banana flavored cookies

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xxjenn27xx 8

how big were the cookies :)

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loganmarquez 3

Sounds like a party, OP.

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gregonfire 4

I could have preDICKted how this would end

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ruthlessmofo 0

Penis cookies. Wow.

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DinoChicken 3

Why were you even in possession of those kind of cookies?

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crimsonlover4 31

For fun, for a bachelorette party, etc... They are penis-shaped cookies!

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