By brittholzworth - 27/06/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
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That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

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That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

You just found cookies? You weren't expecting them? They just showed up?

Cookies are magical.

Now... How long were these cookies in your bed that you are just finding them now? Either you have a huge freaking bed and just happened to visit a spot you haven't been in for a while, or...

How do you even knee yourself in the face by accident? I don't think I could knee myself in the face if I tried 😐