Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.
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RichardPencil
| 29
I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!
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By
RichardPencil
| 29
That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.
By
pineapplepuswah
| 1
relatable 😂
By
RichardPencil
| 29
I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!
By
nerd102
| 19
Dude same
By
misswilwarin96
| 11
You just found cookies? You weren't expecting them? They just showed up?
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Cookies are magical.
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Abbusser
| 9
Now... How long were these cookies in your bed that you are just finding them now? Either you have a huge freaking bed and just happened to visit a spot you haven't been in for a while, or...
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measleweasel
| 6
How do you even knee yourself in the face by accident? I don't think I could knee myself in the face if I tried 😐