Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that...

By brittholzworth - 27/6/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7816058 - Thursday 27 June 2019 21:21

That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7816091 - Thursday 27 June 2019 23:33

I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7816058 - Thursday 27 June 2019 21:21

That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

By pineapplepuswah | 1

#7816068 - Thursday 27 June 2019 22:04

relatable 😂

By RichardPencil | 27

#7816091 - Thursday 27 June 2019 23:33

I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

By nerd102 | 19

#7816148 - Friday 28 June 2019 5:29

Dude same

By Vanessa Lucado | 6

#7816184 - Friday 28 June 2019 8:26

You just found cookies? You weren't expecting them? They just showed up?

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7816463 - Saturday 29 June 2019 6:37

Cookies are magical.

By Abbusser | 9

#7816596 - Saturday 29 June 2019 16:39

Now... How long were these cookies in your bed that you are just finding them now? Either you have a huge freaking bed and just happened to visit a spot you haven't been in for a while, or...

By measleweasel | 6

#7816743 - Sunday 30 June 2019 3:18

How do you even knee yourself in the face by accident? I don't think I could knee myself in the face if I tried 😐