By brittholzworth - 27/06/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

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RichardPencil 30
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I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

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RichardPencil 30
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I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

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misswilwarin96 11
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You just found cookies? You weren't expecting them? They just showed up?

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Cookies are magical.

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Abbusser 12
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Now... How long were these cookies in your bed that you are just finding them now? Either you have a huge freaking bed and just happened to visit a spot you haven't been in for a while, or...

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measleweasel 6
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How do you even knee yourself in the face by accident? I don't think I could knee myself in the face if I tried 😐

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