By brittholzworth - 27/06/2019 20:00

Today, I found some cookies on my bed and got so excited that I kneed myself in my face. FML
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That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

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That’s a better excuse for self-harm than anger at a computer.

pineapplepuswah 1

relatable 😂

I can’t blame you — everyone kneeds cookies!

You just found cookies? You weren't expecting them? They just showed up?

Cookies are magical.

measleweasel 6

How do you even knee yourself in the face by accident? I don't think I could knee myself in the face if I tried 😐