Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
By jessica /
Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:59 /
United States
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
YDI for dating a cop(;
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coralita
| 0
he should of brought you one!
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coralita
| 0
he should of brought you one!
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Xythenol
| 6
#1
It's should HAVE. HAAAVE for fuck's sake!
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coralita
| 0
sorry! hehehe! should've!
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oliver86
| 8
Was that really needed #11. Calm down.
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tamie306
| 5
#10 actually
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lbeer
| 1
#10 god [email protected] grammar nazi
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TheCass_
| 3
eight million actually.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
It's important to keep sugar levels up during sex, iv heard it makes jizz shoot 2 meters
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relyo
| 0
he mad.
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Rawwrness
| 3
.....was it from Dunkin donuts?
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daka_fml
| 5
ahahah what a rock star he is!
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Moniii723
| 0
lol
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iloveloosy12
| 0
lol people are so weird
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jon33_fml
| 0
did he share?
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ImaBmyLonurTees
| 0
oh my coralita's picture is mighty distracting
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AKlesbian907
| 0
moobs... Srsly thought you were female. least they are not saggy I guess...
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istylez2
| 0
i gotta say coralsita u sexy
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daddyluiigi
| 3
Like a boss lol
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snuu_man
| 0
what you two have is really special!
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Jackmangold
| 0
YDI for not having a sandwich prepared for him
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alex1432
| 9
I like sex, I like doughnuts. I fail to see a problem here...
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Edokun
| 0
haha lol apparently a doughnut is enough to make OP's sex better lol I think she should improve so they don't get replaced for a sandwich next time xD
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bwhahaha_fml
| 10
indeed it is special. I mean how many men actually go to the kitchen for food?
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
YDI for dating a cop(;
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amypr
| 20
Haha
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nlr
| 9
how so you know he's a cop? do you know them?!
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
You are missing the joke you son of a bitch!!! Hold me back!! Hold me back!!! We cool? We cool.
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AmandaNAckles
| 0
hahaha @ 76, wow.
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Bosia
| 0
Speaking of cops… I think it's illegal to have your cat's caboose so close to your face!
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tesuan
| 0
Homer Simpson isnt a cop...
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dtrump_fml
| 0
haha
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fml2102
| 0
it's illegal for a man to have that big of an object in his mouth too!!
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drthunderbolt
| 4
No YDI for dating Vash the Stampede!
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Trentman30
| 5
mmm. doughnuts.
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anthonyblower
| 0
Never has there been more win performed my one man.
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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN
| 4
very true
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FYLDeep
| 25
#5 You let your man act like that though? Some people might see it as disrespectful.
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oliver86
| 8
Was that really needed #11. Calm down.
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oliver86
| 8
^ don't know why this posted here, sorry
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TheDrifter
| 23
I guess sploshing with doughnuts never crossed your mind before that?
Sounds like you two are going to have a very messy love life.
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
Sploshing?!?
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Darko21
| 5
He meant splooshing, jizzing, or the simplest form 'cumming.'
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TheDrifter
| 23
Google is your friend.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Sploshing, slang for sexual or sensual use of food on the human body. Try google or urban dictionary.
I had no idea that fmlers were so sheltered.
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AbyoErui
| 0
YDI for letting him finish.
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LordLiam316
| 0
What a profile picture
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LordLiam316
| 0
I do have one question. Is he climbing in your window? I'm curious because I want to know if he's snatching your people up
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unclepester
| 0
hide your kids hide your wife,
hide your kids hide your wife!
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poppinzilla
| 0
instead of doing all that I would have just called up pizza hut and ordered bread sticks
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saraheve1188
| 5
at least you weren't in the car having sex while he was doing a donut.
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kaoriblossom
| 8
errr.....that would be just a tad bit freaky.....
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FYLDeep
| 25
Did he glaze those doughnuts himself?
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ctran
| 0
he ate them. and he would be gay if he did but her name was Jessica so I don't think he's gay. I mean, hey maybe he is
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