By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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Xythenol 6

#1 It's should HAVE. HAAAVE for ****'s sake!

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oliver86 8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

It's important to keep sugar levels up during sex, iv heard it makes **** shoot 2 meters

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Rawwrness 3

.....was it from Dunkin donuts?

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0

oh my coralita's picture is mighty distracting

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AKlesbian907 0

moobs... Srsly thought you were female. least they are not saggy I guess...

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snuu_man 0

what you two have is really special!

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Jackmangold 0

YDI for not having a sandwich prepared for him

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alex1432 9

I like sex, I like doughnuts. I fail to see a problem here...

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Edokun 0

haha lol apparently a doughnut is enough to make OP's sex better lol I think she should improve so they don't get replaced for a sandwich next time xD

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bwhahaha_fml 10

indeed it is special. I mean how many men actually go to the kitchen for food?

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nlr 9

how so you know he's a cop? do you know them?!

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You are missing the joke you son of a bitch!!! Hold me back!! Hold me back!!! We cool? We cool.

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AmandaNAckles 0

hahaha @ 76, wow.

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Bosia 0

Speaking of cops… I think it's illegal to have your cat's caboose so close to your face!

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fml2102 0

it's illegal for a man to have that big of an object in his mouth too!!

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anthonyblower 0

Never has there been more win performed my one man.

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FYLDeep 25

#5 You let your man act like that though? Some people might see it as disrespectful.

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oliver86 8

^ don't know why this posted here, sorry

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TheDrifter 23

I guess sploshing with doughnuts never crossed your mind before that? Sounds like you two are going to have a very messy love life.

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Darko21 5

He meant splooshing, jizzing, or the simplest form 'cumming.'

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TheDrifter 23

Google is your friend.

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TheDrifter 23

Sploshing, slang for sexual or sensual use of food on the human body. Try google or urban dictionary. I had no idea that fmlers were so sheltered.

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AbyoErui 0

YDI for letting him finish.

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LordLiam316 0

I do have one question. Is he climbing in your window? I'm curious because I want to know if he's snatching your people up

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unclepester 0

hide your kids hide your wife, hide your kids hide your wife!

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poppinzilla 0

instead of doing all that I would have just called up pizza hut and ordered bread sticks

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saraheve1188 5

at least you weren't in the car having sex while he was doing a donut.

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kaoriblossom 8

errr.....that would be just a tad bit freaky.....

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FYLDeep 25

Did he glaze those doughnuts himself?

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ctran 0

he ate them. and he would be gay if he did but her name was Jessica so I don't think he's gay. I mean, hey maybe he is

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