FML : Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate...

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jessica / Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:59 / United States

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2039093 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:05

YDI for dating a cop(;

By coralita | 0

#2039079 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:03

he should of brought you one!

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By coralita | 0

#2039079 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:03

he should of brought you one!

Xythenol | 6

#2039149 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:12

#1
It's should HAVE. HAAAVE for fuck's sake!

coralita | 0

#2039198 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:20

sorry! hehehe! should've!

oliver86 | 8

#2039229 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tamie306 | 5

#2039285 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:36

#10 actually

lbeer | 1

#2039407 - Thursday 3 February 2011 2:10

#10 god [email protected] grammar nazi

TheCass_ | 3

#2039412 - Thursday 3 February 2011 2:10

eight million actually.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2039464 - Thursday 3 February 2011 2:24

It's important to keep sugar levels up during sex, iv heard it makes jizz shoot 2 meters

relyo | 0

#2039529 - Thursday 3 February 2011 2:39

he mad.

Rawwrness | 3

#2039679 - Thursday 3 February 2011 3:20

.....was it from Dunkin donuts?

daka_fml | 5

#2039862 - Thursday 3 February 2011 4:15

ahahah what a rock star he is!

Moniii723 | 0

#2039927 - Thursday 3 February 2011 4:37

lol

iloveloosy12 | 0

#2040125 - Thursday 3 February 2011 5:27

lol people are so weird

jon33_fml | 0

#2040230 - Thursday 3 February 2011 6:04

did he share?

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#2041007 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:02

oh my coralita's picture is mighty distracting

AKlesbian907 | 0

#2041287 - Thursday 3 February 2011 13:33

moobs... Srsly thought you were female. least they are not saggy I guess...

istylez2 | 0

#2042836 - Friday 4 February 2011 4:05

i gotta say coralsita u sexy

daddyluiigi | 3

#3882040 - Saturday 14 January 2012 11:12

Like a boss lol

By snuu_man | 0

#2039085 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:04

what you two have is really special!

Jackmangold | 0

#2039832 - Thursday 3 February 2011 4:06

YDI for not having a sandwich prepared for him

alex1432 | 9

#2040603 - Thursday 3 February 2011 8:48

I like sex, I like doughnuts. I fail to see a problem here...

Edokun | 0

#2041214 - Thursday 3 February 2011 13:10

haha lol apparently a doughnut is enough to make OP's sex better lol I think she should improve so they don't get replaced for a sandwich next time xD

bwhahaha_fml | 10

#2041278 - Thursday 3 February 2011 13:30

indeed it is special. I mean how many men actually go to the kitchen for food?

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2039093 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:05

YDI for dating a cop(;

amypr | 20

#2039204 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:20

Haha

nlr | 9

#2039713 - Thursday 3 February 2011 3:33

how so you know he's a cop? do you know them?!

AnagenisisZagus | 13

#2039948 - Thursday 3 February 2011 4:43

You are missing the joke you son of a bitch!!! Hold me back!! Hold me back!!! We cool? We cool.

AmandaNAckles | 0

#2040122 - Thursday 3 February 2011 5:27

hahaha @ 76, wow.

Bosia | 0

#2040286 - Thursday 3 February 2011 6:25

Speaking of cops… I think it's illegal to have your cat's caboose so close to your face!

tesuan | 0

#2040410 - Thursday 3 February 2011 7:11

Homer Simpson isnt a cop...

dtrump_fml | 0

#2040474 - Thursday 3 February 2011 7:55

haha

fml2102 | 0

#2041658 - Thursday 3 February 2011 17:33

it's illegal for a man to have that big of an object in his mouth too!!

drthunderbolt | 4

#2919676 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:26

No YDI for dating Vash the Stampede!

By Trentman30 | 5

#2039102 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:06

mmm. doughnuts.

By anthonyblower | 0

#2039108 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:07

Never has there been more win performed my one man.

CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN | 4

#2039137 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:11

very true

FYLDeep | 25

#2039146 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:12

#5 You let your man act like that though? Some people might see it as disrespectful.

oliver86 | 8

#2039215 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:23

Was that really needed #11. Calm down.

oliver86 | 8

#2039267 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:33

^ don't know why this posted here, sorry

By TheDrifter | 23

#2039115 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:07

I guess sploshing with doughnuts never crossed your mind before that?

Sounds like you two are going to have a very messy love life.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2040143 - Thursday 3 February 2011 5:32

Sploshing?!?

Darko21 | 5

#2040336 - Thursday 3 February 2011 6:47

He meant splooshing, jizzing, or the simplest form 'cumming.'

TheDrifter | 23

#2040348 - Thursday 3 February 2011 6:50

Google is your friend.

TheDrifter | 23

#2040360 - Thursday 3 February 2011 6:52

Sploshing, slang for sexual or sensual use of food on the human body. Try google or urban dictionary.

I had no idea that fmlers were so sheltered.

By AbyoErui | 0

#2039122 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:08

YDI for letting him finish.

LordLiam316 | 0

#2040906 - Thursday 3 February 2011 11:07

What a profile picture

LordLiam316 | 0

#2040910 - Thursday 3 February 2011 11:08

I do have one question. Is he climbing in your window? I'm curious because I want to know if he's snatching your people up

unclepester | 0

#2041019 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:09

hide your kids hide your wife,
hide your kids hide your wife!

By poppinzilla | 0

#2039144 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:12

instead of doing all that I would have just called up pizza hut and ordered bread sticks

By saraheve1188 | 5

#2039160 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:14

at least you weren't in the car having sex while he was doing a donut.

kaoriblossom | 8

#2039745 - Thursday 3 February 2011 3:39

errr.....that would be just a tad bit freaky.....

By FYLDeep | 25

#2039165 - Thursday 3 February 2011 1:15

Did he glaze those doughnuts himself?

ctran | 0

#2040391 - Thursday 3 February 2011 7:00

he ate them. and he would be gay if he did but her name was Jessica so I don't think he's gay. I mean, hey maybe he is

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