By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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YDI for dating a cop(;

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coralita 0
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he should of brought you one!

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coralita 0
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he should of brought you one!

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Xythenol 6
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#1 It's should HAVE. HAAAVE for fuck's sake!

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coralita 0
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sorry! hehehe! should've!

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oliver86 8
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tamie306 5
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#10 actually

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lbeer 1
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#10 god [email protected] grammar nazi

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TheCass_ 3
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eight million actually.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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It's important to keep sugar levels up during sex, iv heard it makes jizz shoot 2 meters

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Rawwrness 3

.....was it from Dunkin donuts?

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daka_fml 5
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ahahah what a rock star he is!

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Moniii723 0

lol

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iloveloosy12 0
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lol people are so weird

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jon33_fml 0

did he share?

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ImaBmyLonurTees 0
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oh my coralita's picture is mighty distracting

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AKlesbian907 0

moobs... Srsly thought you were female. least they are not saggy I guess...

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istylez2 0
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i gotta say coralsita u sexy

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daddyluiigi 3

Like a boss lol

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snuu_man 0

what you two have is really special!

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Jackmangold 0
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YDI for not having a sandwich prepared for him

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alex1432 9
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I like sex, I like doughnuts. I fail to see a problem here...

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Edokun 0
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haha lol apparently a doughnut is enough to make OP's sex better lol I think she should improve so they don't get replaced for a sandwich next time xD

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bwhahaha_fml 10
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indeed it is special. I mean how many men actually go to the kitchen for food?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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YDI for dating a cop(;

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nlr 9

how so you know he's a cop? do you know them?!

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AnagenisisZagus 13
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You are missing the joke you son of a bitch!!! Hold me back!! Hold me back!!! We cool? We cool.

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AmandaNAckles 0

hahaha @ 76, wow.

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Bosia 0
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Speaking of cops… I think it's illegal to have your cat's caboose so close to your face!

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tesuan 0
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Homer Simpson isnt a cop...

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dtrump_fml 0

haha

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fml2102 0
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it's illegal for a man to have that big of an object in his mouth too!!

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drthunderbolt 4
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No YDI for dating Vash the Stampede!

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Trentman30 5

mmm. doughnuts.

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anthonyblower 0
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Never has there been more win performed my one man.

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CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4

very true

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FYLDeep 25

#5 You let your man act like that though? Some people might see it as disrespectful.

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oliver86 8
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Was that really needed #11. Calm down.

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oliver86 8
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^ don't know why this posted here, sorry

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TheDrifter 23

I guess sploshing with doughnuts never crossed your mind before that? Sounds like you two are going to have a very messy love life.

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Darko21 5

He meant splooshing, jizzing, or the simplest form 'cumming.'

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TheDrifter 23

Google is your friend.

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TheDrifter 23

Sploshing, slang for sexual or sensual use of food on the human body. Try google or urban dictionary. I had no idea that fmlers were so sheltered.

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AbyoErui 0

YDI for letting him finish.

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LordLiam316 0
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What a profile picture

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LordLiam316 0
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I do have one question. Is he climbing in your window? I'm curious because I want to know if he's snatching your people up

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unclepester 0
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hide your kids hide your wife, hide your kids hide your wife!

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poppinzilla 0

instead of doing all that I would have just called up pizza hut and ordered bread sticks

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saraheve1188 5

at least you weren't in the car having sex while he was doing a donut.

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kaoriblossom 8
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errr.....that would be just a tad bit freaky.....

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FYLDeep 25

Did he glaze those doughnuts himself?

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ctran 0
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he ate them. and he would be gay if he did but her name was Jessica so I don't think he's gay. I mean, hey maybe he is

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