canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dislocated
How romantic!
Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
fatcheeks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
It can't wait
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
neckcrack
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Come again
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
ShyBear
🌶️ Spicy
No more fun
Today, my partner called me from urgent care because his jaw was hurting. Apparently he now has lockjaw from going down on me too much. FML
dom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Anonymous
College Place, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML
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JTthePurpleNinja 5
Was it that big ? Holy shit.
NitroTonicsFML 4
I'm just gonna say it...that blows.
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Comments (450)
DarrenJRojas 0
HELL YEAH
supermankisses 1
Is Chuck Norris your boyfriend???
craigi 3
Keep doing it until it doesn't hurt and you'll be a keeper.
withyou_fml 1
for some reason i cant wrap my head around giving head. u must be doin it right lol
UpUpAndAway22 2
im fairly confident i know this person xD this happened to my buddies girlfriend a few days ago. and were canadian
houstontxmex 0
Now THAT ladies is how you get down on your man...
Calyx_fml 22
He must be massive
monsterstheory 0
You're doing it wrong.
BoredomCentral 8
You're doin' it wrong.
mj_ok 9
That's a huge dick.