FML : Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML

Today, my mum is on a week-long trip. Everything was fine, until I realised she forgot to leave me any money. Now I'm out of food. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

Gloomzz says more :

Hey everyone, I'm the OP, not sure if this will work as a follow-up since I wasn't logged in when I posted this, but I'm going to try and explain further anyway. First off, I want to say that this is wouldn't have happened IF my debit card worked, since my mum could just complete a bank transfer. For the people saying that this is a bluff - we are a very healthy family and only eat organic food, which gets spoiled quickly (I am also on a strict diet because of health issues and can only eat certain foods). I borrowed some money from classmates as school is still going, so I should survive the week. #4 My neighbors didn't though

By Gloomzz / Thursday 28 April 2016 13:54 / Latvia - Riga

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By shesaywha | 19

#6591856 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:20

you have neighbours right? eat them.

By SOILEDIT | 51

#6591852 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:17

Cook whatever device this was submitted in. Cut off unnecessary limbs. Use them for food. Burn furniture for warmth. Survive.

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By SOILEDIT | 51

#6591852 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:17

Cook whatever device this was submitted in. Cut off unnecessary limbs. Use them for food. Burn furniture for warmth. Survive.

NoThanks999 | 19

#6613211 - Monday 23 May 2016 17:45

FINALLY! A comment made me laugh

By OptimusSlime | 23

#6591854 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:19

Go some friends house and eat dinner with their family. Seems cheap but it's better than starving and you can hang out with a friend.

By Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6591855 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:19

Eat the dog.

ragnarok1540 | 38

#6591873 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:35

No! Dogs have been mankind's companions and hunting partners for thousands of years. He can eat the fish, the parrot, the bunny, and maybe even the cat ... but definitely not the dog!

Internetflakes | 13

#6591884 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:56

Definitely not, #3

SpyroMello | 27

#6591978 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:50

#3 your picture makes your comment so much worse

ThongWarrior | 17

#6591994 - Friday 29 April 2016 5:01

Cats? Wth

anyagrande | 31

#6592072 - Friday 29 April 2016 6:51

How the heck is eating dog different to eating any other animal. They are all animals, it makes no sense how you can find eating a dog disgusting yet you probably see no problem with eating pig??

tygerarmy | 35

#6592208 - Friday 29 April 2016 11:30

Eating your dog is kind of like eating your baby. Now if I'm starving I won't say I won't do it, as you said, they're all animals, and they even do it in other cultures, but I'd prefer to eat other people's babies. Me and the dog could spilt it.

HeroSpence | 7

#6592387 - Friday 29 April 2016 16:48

Humans are omnivores for a reason.

gottageek | 17

#6592501 - Friday 29 April 2016 18:43

Probably because pigs were domesticated for food as opposed to companionship like dogs.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6592722 - Saturday 30 April 2016 0:20

Different cultures. As someone who grew up seeing dogs as companions only, I would never eat a dog. However, people in other countries are raised seeing dogs as food. I'm not vegetarian, so to say it shouldn't happen would be hypocritical, though all animals should be killed as humanely as possible.

By shesaywha | 19

#6591856 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:20

you have neighbours right? eat them.

ThatHammyBoi | 10

#6591879 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:40

Im sure they'll understand

MasterTron | 24

#6591894 - Friday 29 April 2016 3:12

This is not Hannibal Lecter! I just got done watching some of that movie

jonasty56 | 3

#6591895 - Friday 29 April 2016 3:18

#4 says to eat the neighbors and gets top comment. But #3 says eat the dog and gets disliked. So its safe to assume dogs are worth more than humans right?

jonasty56 | 3

#6591911 - Friday 29 April 2016 3:37

#4 says eat the neighbors, and he gets top comment but #3 says eat the dog and gets disliked. Not sure what to think about this.

Singularity01 | 9

#6591926 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:04

Yup. Dogs aren't assholes on purpose, but people tend to be.

jnugzzz | 6

#6592318 - Friday 29 April 2016 15:16

Eat the neighbors is obviously a joke, but eat the dog could be real advice. Probably why they received different responses

eyepuppy | 31

#6593149 - Saturday 30 April 2016 15:18

It has to be good for you. It's organic after all.

By kamaltheabstract | 14

#6591868 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:29

Go to El Segundo, retrieve your wallet.

WinterChild | 20

#6591991 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:58

Tribe!

By ragnarok1540 | 38

#6591871 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:31

Set a trap for the postman ... they go nicely with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti. You may have to steal the latter two, but trust me, it's worth it ...

By sighlifeman | 12

#6591877 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:39

well that's why there are banks for that let her send

By phantomxbg | 17

#6591882 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:46

Call her and ask for her credit card, and use it to buy a pizza

By frankmz | 17

#6591883 - Friday 29 April 2016 2:51

Hopefully you have family that live near by and you can walk there. Even better if you have a bike or scooter. These are the moments in life when you realize you need great friends in your life.

By Misskreher | 30

#6591910 - Friday 29 April 2016 3:36

do you not have your own money and bank account?

lantz4levi | 19

#6591950 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:25

I agree

why57why | 21

#6591953 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:28

I'm sure that if he just explains what happened like call her or something then the mom could like give them the credit card or at least reimburse op when they got back

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6591987 - Friday 29 April 2016 4:55

You do know that OP is most likely a teenager right? Did you have your own bank account and money as a teen, who bought your families groceries when you were a teen?

soactually | 4

#6592029 - Friday 29 April 2016 5:33

Yes. Yes I did have my own bank account and money as a teen, at least enough to keep me fed for a week. I worked odd jobs for neighbors and saved up for emergencies. Are you really telling me teens don't do that any more?