By RAS266 - 26/06/2017 00:00

Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 474
You deserved it 503

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You're a weak negotiator. You ought to be able to charge some kind of rent.

And now you have a living pool noodle!

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If you don't want wildlife in your yard, put up fencing/mesh to prevent it or call animal control when it happens.

Ahahahah! You think fencing and mesh will stop snakes? That's precious! There isn't a damn thing you can do to keep a determined snake out of your yard, and animal control doesn't always have the resources for a live capture of dangerous animals.

You're a weak negotiator. You ought to be able to charge some kind of rent.

And now you have a living pool noodle!

they're not poisonous tho... just like scoop it out with the pool net

Some water snakes are HIGHLY poisonous.

Venomous. Remember: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you bite each other and nobody dies, it's kinky.

Seems awfully careless to just recommend someone pick up a snake.

I’m so sorry! I accidentally reported this post, thinking the button was something else (I’m visually impaired.)

If I saw a snake in my pool, I would open up the U.S nuclear arsenal, type in the covfefe, and blow up my pool along with the backyard and house.

Thankssss for the pool.

Is snek pool now.

Time to call animal control