Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob....

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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You deserved it 414

Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 001

You deserved it 27 421

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 758

By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 6 798

JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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YoUglyMama 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:41

What's your number?

emily666 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:46

You deserved it ****

KushMastaDisasta 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:21

Nice bathroom, real classy yourself.

visage 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:38

No worries. You'll be kneeling down looking up like a baby bird waiting for a worm in a couple more ice cream seasons.

dillies 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:53

dammm...what were you sucking like a dyson vaccum?

holdenthemonkey 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:57

You're not doing it right... So I actually feel sorry for your boyfriend.

chriisoula 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:05

must have been awkward to explain to your parents

rosaliejoce 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:08

I've done the same thing with my old boyfriend, how I did I'm not sure ;)

bigkountry209 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:25

unhinging jaws in this bitch

louloulisa 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:33

Must had a big package

visage 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:35

John Homes, Peter North & Ron Jeremy wasn't running about dislocating jaws. Either he has a guaranteed job in ****, or you need bj lessons.

blobs1907 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:39

it's like the facebook page "calling your dick mike Tyson cause it breaks jaws"

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Same thing different taste

How romantic!

Silver linings

Come again

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