By Anonymous - 19/08/2019 06:01

Spicy
Today, I had to stand outside the changing room while two of my coworkers had noisy sex. I just needed my car keys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 038
You deserved it 228

Same thing different taste

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Next time loudly ask if they can stop long enough to get your keys and draw attention to the situation.

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why would your car keys be in the changing room?

Mungolikecandy 19

They were probably in their locker.

Next time loudly ask if they can stop long enough to get your keys and draw attention to the situation.

julfunky 29

Ask management to unlock the door so you can retrieve your property. Then it's all on them.

I would have just walked in. They will be too busy to notice, shocked that they were caught(and grab your keys anyway) or will invite you to join in. Either way you will get your keys.

Barge in, grab your keys, make a sarcastic comment about picking the proper time place and occasion.

That is when you just walk in there pending they didn't lock the door... Or report it to HR... Tell them to get their kicks at home with their respective spouses...