Intimacy: Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob.... - FML

By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

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Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 06:00

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Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML

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By fatcheeks - 02/03/2010 16:58 - United States

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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Come again

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 07:35

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

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Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

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Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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JTthePurpleNinja 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:06

Was it that big ? Holy shit.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:18

I'm just gonna say it...that blows.

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chrisa7x6661 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:11

he is going to be telling that story for the rest of his life

padule 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:11

OMG is he ok?

BlackRhyno 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:12

Is your boyfriend a horse?

Nauvea 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:14

Achievement unlocked.

Draslay 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:15

Like a boss...

aznboomz 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:19

Sorry...can't vote either way on this... just wanna give u and your bf a thumbs up. All I can say is that kinda "sucks" to have a dislocated jaw lol.

smoojenkins 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:20

Play through the pain baby!

pdp_fml 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:23

Were you able to get un-dislocated? Or did you have get a Dr's help? I would advise you not to give your friend a bj ever again. You could cause irreversible damage for life.

iTzHowie 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:19

Well that was redundant

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:24

Your boyfriend must have had an amazing story to tell the guys. "My girlfriend gave me head last night.. And I ******* broke her face." "..You're the man, dude. Holy shit."

lkalili 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:51

I'm totally imagining this right now...

funnytrain 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:36

What a huge dick!

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