Uhhh..well that was a bit out of the blue.

Seinfeld reference. Elaine broke up with a guy who told her she had a big head, and a bird flew into it and a witness said "it was like he saw your head, but he just couldn't avoid it".

Penis

Thank you #6 for explaining the reference I red the comment and went "WTF".

it's sad he had to explain his own reference though

I got it right away. But I watch Seinfeld a lot so that could be why. I find that show hilarious. Haha.

Umm ur a loserrr,, lol :p

The Weasely's owl! Saving OP from.. Voldemort?

SLENDER-MAN

D: Oh god no not bender-man :L

Owl you get out of the ditch?

21- or Peter Pettigrew... That guy's creepy *shudders*

Hedwigs a snowy owl but yay Harry Potter reference :)! OP at least you weren't smacked in the face by Eril haha :D

Well, it said in the first book that Hedwig was a snowy barn owl, and OP never specified what colour. Would I sound stupid if I asked who Eril is?

Eril is the Weasley's clumsy owl remember :)? "Some ruddy bird called Eril!" :D

I thought it was Erroll...?

Ahhh damn your right I spelt it wrong >

*You're

yay!!!! Harry potter fans!!!!!

It did not say Hedwig was a 'snowy barn owl', the reason being a SNOWY owl is one species and a BARN owl is another - they are separate and do not interbreed. Much more entertaining is the fact snowy owls only come in two colours, white (male) and grey (female). This of course means that the owls used to portray Hedwig, a female, in the films are all male. On a different note, the wingspan of a barn owl is a good meter, so either you have freaking massive windows, it wasn't a barn owl, or at the very least it was not a 'giant barn owl', but rather an awfully small one...

32- Regardless of whether you call it a snowy owl or a barn owl they're still only found within the arctic circle.

SOREN

I was going to say the same thing on a Harry potter note. I was going to say he was trying to give you, your letter to attend Hogwarts. Ps owls and barn owls are located in many place. specially north America.

Pigwidgon?

Slytherin? They're a snake.

They use owls to give acceptance letters. Slytherin is full of twats. Naturally their delivery owl would be a twat too, right? That was my joke

Ah, I see. Actually, if OP was a muggle born (seemingly likely-he/she is using muggle technology) a ministry representative would come and explain Hogwarts and magic in general. If you want to get technical about it.

I don't really want to

Lol ;)

19- perhaps OP is a weasley, and just enjoys using muggle technology

*hurt

Thanks for correcting me :)

I hope so too. It seems like OP and the owl don't get a-lung very well.

One does not simply, Typo on an FML.

69- was there a point to that comma?

69- Yet you just did...

Rats! That's quite a hoot, hope owl is fine, flying into a ditch like could leave you in a head spin.

I bet Op submitted this FML before calling for help....

Pig?

Pigwidgeon. Ron's owl. Given to him by Sirius black at the end of Prisoner of Azkaban. Named by Ginny.

Actually.. It can't be Pig. It says that the barn owl was huge. Pig is a tiny little thing.

Lots of Harry Potter references, I love it!!, maybe it was one of the schools barn owl?

It was probably the Weasley's family owl Errol. It was old and very clumsy.

96, you're probably right, he was extremely clumsy!

I'm loving these hp references(: my kind of people!!

Oh that's right! It can't be Pig he's small! Never mind, it was Errol :) Harry Potter all the way!!

I think you meant Hedwig.

Autocorrect strikes again