Seagull on wheels

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What is the easy way? I'm guessing you're on your Peloton in your mansion when someone from Sephora comes over and lovingly puts seagull poo on your face using a ten-foot Q-tip.

mcsmee 7

I'm still trying to figure out why the seagull was cycling.

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What is the easy way? I'm guessing you're on your Peloton in your mansion when someone from Sephora comes over and lovingly puts seagull poo on your face using a ten-foot Q-tip.

mcsmee 7

I'm still trying to figure out why the seagull was cycling.

Supposedly if a bird poops on you it’s good luck 🍀 😃