Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
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perdix 31
What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing. What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?
danis_fml 12
you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either
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Comments (24)
ghostfacekillah 0
who cares
nam3 0
2nd
danis_fml 12
you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either
ilikeu12 0
and yor getting solitary in the bedroom tonight
Trippyfalla 0
you should grow a bigger **** and better dance moves then
22cute 17
No, that probably wouldn't help either. Men are just not as good to look at as women are. And most women are not into visuals like men are. You prove your glam with a woman in the way you touch, the way you make her feel & pay her compliments and attention.
perdix 31
What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing. What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?
Star928 7
He probably has manboobs.
JassyJas 2
lmao perdix!!!!!! hahahaha
jw90 18
Try some new moves instead of the same old routine..OR actually GET NAKED next time.
stupiddumbblonde 0
hahhaha exactly what perdix said.
WonderBlunder 0
@perdix: lol.. comment of the week!