Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
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perdix 29

What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing. What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?

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danis_fml 12

you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either

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danis_fml 12

you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either

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ilikeu12 0

and yor getting solitary in the bedroom tonight

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Trippyfalla 0

you should grow a bigger **** and better dance moves then

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22cute 17

No, that probably wouldn't help either. Men are just not as good to look at as women are. And most women are not into visuals like men are. You prove your glam with a woman in the way you touch, the way you make her feel & pay her compliments and attention.

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perdix 29

What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing. What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?

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jw90 18

Try some new moves instead of the same old routine..OR actually GET NAKED next time.

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stupiddumbblonde 0

hahhaha exactly what perdix said.

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