first!

third

clearly someone needs to work harder

ninth!

Work harder?

so what your saying is to work 13 hours a day or more? I mean really? That boss just doesnt appreciate all the hard work op has done...

hmm, I prefer to work smarter, then my boss THINKS I'm working harder : )

15- not really.. op could be working millions of hours a day and still do poorly at the job simply because.. more hours more pay.

Yeah, just because he worked for 12 hours doesn't mean it was all serious. He could have been working for 12 hours on a puzzle... or something. Anyway, I'm not taking sides, but his boss sounds more than a little unappreciative, even if it was just a puzzle.

FreshPie: What happened to your old really long comments?

He probably wants something else... Doesn't have to be sexual.

WHOA are you telling me the 12 hours I'm playing angry birds and farmville is not worth the company time???

How dare you sir/ma'am! how dare you

There's more info needed, we don't know if you aren't messing around the whole time

maybe shes so off topic it takes her that long to finish the job

Ah, well I miss them.

12hours is bullshit

lmao

noooooooooooo

OP spends his day jackin off then going to get water, then he runs out of lotion and had to go get some more...

It's not that hard guys, come on now we need some common sense

I feel really awkward saying this because I'm straight but #63 I'm pretty sure you have the biggest boobs I have ever seen in my life.

indeed! I'm not a big fan of tig ass bitties, but I would not think twice about motor boating them either! bwahahaha

are those real?

63 are those real?

Look like you're working harder?

nono. OP needs to say 'when will your wife take your penis seriously?' then he must kick OPs boss in the face and run.

11, he should definitely do that if he wants to be out of a job.

I agree with 11 violence tends to solve alot in todays society

And if it doesn't solve your problems, you're not using enough of it.

he needs to stop watching porn for 12 hours and start working!

well of course OP isn't taking his job seriously, if he was really committed he should have worked 13..

I'm sure his boss was just being sarcastic

That's gotta be annoying, but you still have a job!

be grateful for what you have

maybe your boss was joking? just a solution

and if youre unhappy with your job or worried about job security OP, start checking out classifieds and craigslist. it never hurts to know whats out there

82, solution to what?

55 - you could then say to a homeless person, sure you're on the brink of starvation every day and have no dependable shelter, but it could be worse, you could be in Antarctica.

Maybe your boss whos a robot named GLaDOs is working you over. Shooting portals is hard!

#5 lllloozzz

Maybe you should find out if what you're spending time on is what your boss actually wants you to do.

Why? That would require effort.

I guess it would. But I would rather put forth effort so I would not get bitched at than wasting my time doing something and then getting complained at.

you should have replied "when are you going to be more noticeable".

tell him to open his eyes.

op is a comedian

what u need is to win the lottery, that way, the next time he tells you something crappy like that, you shove some dollar bill down his throat !!

No...just no

I don't see any flaw in this plan.

I'd agree that your life sucks, but there's 69 votes on that.

lol I thought I was the only one that notices. I also don't vote at 13 69 666 and 911... you guys toss in more numbers like that.

He probably saw you doing something stupid

working hard* hahaha

I doubt it