Health: Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus....

By pigeons_suck - 11/05/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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dreamering 16

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:07

Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:00

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

Comments

the__usual 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:23

poor pigeon :(

miraggg 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:47

agreed

RideOrDie1248 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:23

at least you got a settlement coming

hatepineapple 14

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:31

Pidgeon. WHUUUUUUUR VHROOOOOOOOMMMMM Pidgeon. OH MY GOD GET OUT OF THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Pidgeon. CRASHHHHHHHH OH NO! My nose is bleeding! Somebody stop the bleeding! My sponges are full of wine and my cheese full of Italians! I must breach the hole before the vessels of life blast though! My Egyptian Leather can't be touched or it will be ruined. Twenty thousand dollars earned off illegal child chocolate labor RUINED! Why must the pidgeon mock me???? Its blood is smothering my French snails! NO! NOT THE SNAILS! PLEASE GOD PROTECT THE SNAILS! NO SALLY! SPEAK TO ME SALLY. PLEASE! NOOOOOO! YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE THIS WAY. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BY NUCLEAR FONDUE!!!!! I'M SO SORRY! Pidgeon.

sheethapins 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:02

Omg!! The majority of this comment makes no sense! What is with all the spastic capitalized nonsense! Medication. Were you dropped on your head?? Is this some sort of finger tourettes syndrome? Do you have some sort of mind crippling finger controlling tick? Medication.

deekiin 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 18:42

ha! randomness. winning!

lovelylittleme 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:28

wtheck!?

jbo116 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:04

ummm what the..

thetrollyoulike 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 22:43

^ some people have too much time on their hands.

megan061282 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:08

someone needs to get out more!! weirdo!

Felix_Felicis15 8

Friday 13 May 2011 2:09

15, you should be on MLIA with that amount of epic randomness.

The_Weirdo 10

Friday 13 May 2011 4:19

78 That hurts. :(. I can now make my own FML now.

dbss11 3

Friday 13 May 2011 7:45

I think 15 got hit in the head by a rock not a pigeon xD

cavs1123 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:29

literally

cavs1123 3

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:31

literally

77777771 12

Sunday 25 September 2011 5:13

Whhaatttt thhheeee fffuuuuucccckkkkk

Livinia 11

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:31

Those ******* sinuses.

CrackerJack127 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:31

I don't understand this fml... :P

sheethapins 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:54

Op got smacked in the face by a nasty bird.

turdbucket86 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 9:55

Op got hit by a pigeon that ricocheted of of a vans windshield. Fyl op!

Kawboy 1

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:36

FYL

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:48

Look up in the sky. It's faster than a speeding bullet. It's Super no wait it's just a pigeon.

Ugi 26

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:00

This just goes to show that in a large enough sample of people something massively improbable will be happening to someone every day. Sucks for you that today it's you! FYL.