FML : Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By How? - / Saturday 29 September 2018 10:30 / United States - Glasford

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By cacheson | 39

#7701342 - Saturday 29 September 2018 17:58

Birds crash into many things: windshields, windows, trees, etc. Your face is not exempt from this

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7701346 - Saturday 29 September 2018 18:12

It also happens in movies.

Like horror movies from the 70’s?

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By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7701327 - Saturday 29 September 2018 17:36

waitwut?

By Charlie Given | 19

#7701330 - Saturday 29 September 2018 17:38

Is your name Elmer Fudd 😂😂

By cacheson | 39

#7701342 - Saturday 29 September 2018 17:58

Birds crash into many things: windshields, windows, trees, etc. Your face is not exempt from this

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7701346 - Saturday 29 September 2018 18:12

It also happens in movies.

Like horror movies from the 70’s?

RichardPencil | 26

#7701504 - Sunday 30 September 2018 2:47

60’s

Alfred Hitchcock, right?

By melisssa87 | 28

#7701352 - Saturday 29 September 2018 18:36

Everything is better than getting shat on

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7701377 - Saturday 29 September 2018 20:04

In cartoons they fly *around* your head.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7701384 - Saturday 29 September 2018 20:34

Meep! Meep!

I hope you have your Acme Rocket Skates on!

By graayfox215 | 15

#7701535 - Sunday 30 September 2018 6:40

Haven’t you heard? The bird is the word

By MythyPan | 3

#7719762 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 23:37

poor bird

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