Pleasant smell

By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
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What I'm wondering is: You've been roommates for all this time and you seem surprised by thei lack of showering. So... Didn't you smell that before?

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What I'm wondering is: You've been roommates for all this time and you seem surprised by thei lack of showering. So... Didn't you smell that before?

I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here. The way it's written, the OP is the one that's not showered... The story, as written, makes no sense.. why is there proud yelling? What has the OP's shower count got to do with the yelling?

Read it again. The roommate is yelling proudly, I....

Good thing there’s punctuation to avoid confusion. Too bad they didn’t use it.

And you never told your Resident Assistant or the front desk personnel?! YDI....

Punctuation is important too.. Maybe he takes baths? :P

Maybe his parents live close to campus?

Self care is important. Try to shower at least a few times a week.