Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
And why isn't he your ex-boyfriend now?
He must not have realized that he probably also has issues, or that he is projecting the issues to you.