Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Arlington, United States
Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Clean up
Today, I realized that my lack of body hygiene reached a new high when I discovered a pimple growing on my penis, which I now know is genital acne. It hurts to sit down or touch my penis in any way. The worst part is that I am only thirteen. FML
ringrash
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
NoSacredSpace
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
Anonymous
Dunkirk, United States
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML
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Sketch_y 0
Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.
DameGreyWulf 1
Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.
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smithersss 0
you're disappointed you don't have an std really
fMYYYlife 0
Today, after having gone to bed last night scared believeing I was pregnant, I woke up to see if I began my menstrual cycle. I looked down my pants to see that I did and began cheering and dancing. My mom saw and understood all of it. FML
gummibehrs 4
Okay?
DrunkenValor 0
This made me laugh alot. My friend had acne on his back and we called it Backne. Would this be phalluse? Shaftne! FYL.
mubaki 18
I lol'd at "shaftne"
tenkenshi 2
well, sticking with the hard C sounds, cockne
jook_fml 0
What the hell are you doing posting this as an FML? Shouldn't you be happy? You deserve whatever you get, for being a retarded jackass.
jasmine03 0
lol!! 3 words..... CLEAN AND CLEAR!!!
turnedoffTVgrey 0
My friend had a tick bite on his dick once. He said he liked it because the swelling made it look bigger. Maybe the acne does the same? On the other hand, as a girl, I probably wouldn't want oozing whiteheads in my vag.
Eltsc 0
This sounds better with the last sentence omitted. Observe: Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or Genital warts. FML
Nofreakingway 0
be relieved that you don't have herpes.
cherry_blossom 0
Wow. You're an idiot.
GriefBacon 0
Better acne than HERPES. Geez you're dumb.