I didn't agree to this

By Anonymous - 17/08/2023 20:00

Today, like every day, my baby mama is bashing me on social media for not wanting to be involved with my kid's life. What she conveniently leaves out is she got my used rubber out of the trash to impregnate herself because she thought I would leave her soon. I already pay child support, so why can't she just leave me alone? FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 080
You deserved it 223

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Battousai124 7

How about posting this on there, making sure that people are her for the crazy she is.

Sad part is, you don't always know they're crazy right off the bat.

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anonnymouse1812 7

lesson learned for ya. put hot sauce in the shit before tossing it

Do like the NBA players do - lock up your used condoms.

Battousai124 7

How about posting this on there, making sure that people are her for the crazy she is.

Should have used the kind with spermicide, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♀️

WTF... okay, it may be your sperm, but this is clearly entrapment. You shouldn't have to pay child support to begin with. And wow, seriously, how is that even possible? I mean, there was a CSI episode like this, and the woman could only insert it two inches... doesn't it have to be further than that for pregnancy?

See, now I'm wondering if the homie here just took this CSI plot and made it his own.