By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
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fuckfuckityfuck 16
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at least you found the roach at that moment instead of when you were eating it.

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VikingLynne 18
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free proteins!

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VikingLynne 18
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free proteins!

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fezhafeez 12
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lots of people are looking at the postive side of things haha!

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Murilirum 23
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Nuclear exposure can't kill them, but boiling water will? This is good to know!

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VikingLynne 18
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Instant noodles 'crunch' surprise at the cost of regular. What a steal ?

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saba_ajira 29
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At least that's one roach down....

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sturschaedel 27
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Are you sure it was dead? Those things survive nuclear bombs, I'm not sure if boiling actually kills them or just stuns them.

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201chasew 22
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They can survive the radiation of a nuclear bomb, not the explosion itself.

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Lalala579121 27
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At least until they evolve into having titanium-plated exteriors.

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MrGodface 21
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Rad Roach?

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gracehi 31
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Welp, you found a way to fuck up instant noodles. And they said it couldn't be done! You sure showed them! Great job, OP!

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WordBea 23
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is food safety like not a thing

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AyeJay101 25
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Hakuna Matata

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marleypuckpuck 22
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Poor roach. Imagine being boiled! Still, fuck your life. That sucks for you.

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fuckfuckityfuck 16
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at least you found the roach at that moment instead of when you were eating it.

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geekpower_fml 28
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Yay for extra food! Ew.

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snowkittyyy 18
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Time to toss out the rest just in case

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Queensland 27
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It was in the water not the noodles

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snowkittyyy 18
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Oh oops. Misunderstood OP's post. Thank you :)

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kitsuneluvuh 12
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So, did you, like, not use fresh water, or look inside/clean whatever you were using to boil it?

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ladyLALAA 28
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I agree if you boiled a kettle or something why would you not check inside first?

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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Are we actually, like, using like in like texting and, like, typing now?

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andrmac 25
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Maybe they filled from the spout or they did but the roach was on the side in that case do you examine the whole interior of the kettle looking for bugs?

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