By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 486
You deserved it 5 862

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Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

forever alone...


Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

forever alone...

Words of wisdom from a 2 year old.That's kinda pathetic

CattyPurry 0

you should have bribed her and her friends with crayons and watch them fight over who gets the blue one as payback (;


They grow up so fast...

iLOLatURpain69 7

Give up on two-year olds. One year olds are much better, they cant say things like that!

flockz 19

until they get a year older....

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Bribe her to be your friend with candy.

flockz wins this round

Maybe you should listen to her

AaronTkr 0

were you trying to steal her friends?

brettlovesgirls 4

think she was!

I see no FML here. She's two. She probably didn't mean it like that

Pixxio_O 11

You never know, she may have a point :o

coffeygirl12 14


SirObvious 1

Well...your kind of clingy.

I love how the user "brettllovesgirls"'s picture is a shirtless guy

EvilCupcake8361 9

silly child, she has no friends

Sun_Kissed18 25

Why thumb this down? That could very well be the problem. Unless the niece was just being sassy

I say smoke weed more

Ya cause smoking weed will solve all your problems...

Of course it will, all the 2 year olds will want to be her friend then.

persuasion31 0

I agree with smokin more weed and it does solve your problems:P

bananaburger 0

142 ... Smoking weed doesnt help :/

heartbrakej 0

that's a problem

iJeremyTyler 0

Share the love.

HouTexans23 0

i woudn't take it to heart... little kids can actually be really cruel and dont have a filter on things like that they say

Dispute 3

She had to let you go, there was no other option. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

sometimes the cold hard truth hurts my friend

ssoccerchick97 16

Fyl, but at the same time YDI. Go make some friends your own age haha

He's busy submitting FMLs about not having friends.

valdancer99 0


Then... Make some friends?

TheRealTallGuy 3

I'll be your friend op

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I'll be ur best friend OP ;D

ifailplzinsultme 0

I'll be your friend with benefits

I'll be your best friend with benefits!

stroudie94 9

Tell her you have candy....2 year olds love candy.

Oh yeah! I do that all the time!

49 do you drive a white van with no windows? And on the side it says free candy?

Hey, you like popsicles? I got a whole van full of them

I find a free candy truck works better. I can fit more kids-- err, candy, in it. Also, I can use all that space on the sides for advertising so extra money is an added bonus.

are you a loner?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Are you?

dnt wory. m wth u.

Glitterhinoceros 14

She tells it like it is bro

Words of wisdom...

Maybe she tired of you stealing her toys? I mean, really! Get your own singamajig. :)