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Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D
Words of wisdom from a 2 year old.That's kinda pathetic
flockz wins this round
Maybe you should listen to her
I see no FML here. She's two. She probably didn't mean it like that
I love how the user "brettllovesgirls"'s picture is a shirtless guy
Get out more?
I say smoke weed more
Ya cause smoking weed will solve all your problems...
Of course it will, all the 2 year olds will want to be her friend then.
sometimes the cold hard truth hurts my friend
He's busy submitting FMLs about not having friends.
Then... Make some friends?
I'll be your best friend with benefits!
Oh yeah! I do that all the time!
49 do you drive a white van with no windows? And on the side it says free candy?
Hey, you like popsicles? I got a whole van full of them
I find a free candy truck works better. I can fit more kids-- err, candy, in it. Also, I can use all that space on the sides for advertising so extra money is an added bonus.
are you a loner?
dnt wory. m wth u.
Haha
lov u
Words of wisdom...
Maybe she tired of you stealing her toys? I mean, really! Get your own singamajig. :)
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Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D
forever alone...