By myheart75 - 07/08/2011 09:52 - Australia

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 517
You deserved it 5 873

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19


Owned by a two year old u should be ashamed :D

eminemchick 19

Words of wisdom from a 2 year old.That's kinda pathetic

CattyPurry 0

you should have bribed her and her friends with crayons and watch them fight over who gets the blue one as payback (;

iLOLatURpain69 7

Give up on two-year olds. One year olds are much better, they cant say things like that!

flockz 19

until they get a year older....

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Bribe her to be your friend with candy.

AaronTkr 0

were you trying to steal her friends?

brettlovesgirls 4

I see no FML here. She's two. She probably didn't mean it like that

Pixxio_O 11

You never know, she may have a point :o

SirObvious 1

Well...your kind of clingy.

I love how the user "brettllovesgirls"'s picture is a shirtless guy

EvilCupcake8361 9

silly child, she has no friends

Sun_Kissed18 25

Why thumb this down? That could very well be the problem. Unless the niece was just being sassy

Ya cause smoking weed will solve all your problems...

Of course it will, all the 2 year olds will want to be her friend then.

persuasion31 0

I agree with smokin more weed and it does solve your problems:P

bananaburger 0

142 ... Smoking weed doesnt help :/

heartbrakej 0
iJeremyTyler 0
HouTexans23 0

i woudn't take it to heart... little kids can actually be really cruel and dont have a filter on things like that they say

Dispute 3

She had to let you go, there was no other option. I'm sorry it had to end this way.

sometimes the cold hard truth hurts my friend

ssoccerchick97 16

Fyl, but at the same time YDI. Go make some friends your own age haha

TheRealTallGuy 3
Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I'll be ur best friend OP ;D

ifailplzinsultme 0

I'll be your friend with benefits

I'll be your best friend with benefits!

stroudie94 9

Tell her you have candy....2 year olds love candy.

49 do you drive a white van with no windows? And on the side it says free candy?

Hey, you like popsicles? I got a whole van full of them

I find a free candy truck works better. I can fit more kids-- err, candy, in it. Also, I can use all that space on the sides for advertising so extra money is an added bonus.

Maybe she tired of you stealing her toys? I mean, really! Get your own singamajig. :)