Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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Saturday 18 February 2017 2:52

That depends which "hair" he was trying to eat, lol.

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Saturday 18 February 2017 2:52

That depends which "hair" he was trying to eat, lol.

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