Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
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heartbrakej 0
well that was nice of them to apologize
Crlnprz 11
Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.
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Comments (112)
therob10 1
threesome?
heartbrakej 0
well that was nice of them to apologize
eminemchick 19
shouldve joined them instead of bein a downer and going on fml.xD
CattyPurry 0
atleast they didn't wake you up at Twilight, or when it was Breaking Dawn, or even on a New Moon. :)
theaws0m3guy 4
How'd you wake up if you were kept awake all night?
ChickenInMyKitch 4
Can we all just thumb 18 down for the Twilight references....
iLOLatURpain69 7
OP - U and me gonna find 3 more chickadees and have a menage like Nicki! Thatll show em!
eminemchick 19
18, actually, they did wake op up at breaking dawn, reread the fml
2ndSucks 15
40- if she's referencing twilight, she may not understand the whole 'crack of dawn' concept.
eminemchick 19
ik, just pointing it out:P
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Solid manners!!
ohSNAPyall 27
37 or brag
steveakafranxy 7
Stupid tiny-ass iPhone screen, accidentally thumbed 18 up
ChickenLegs937 6
At least they apologized
jonn090 13
It's too late to apologizeeee itsss toooooo lateeeeee * eh ehh eh *
eminemchick 19
i always thought that song went "its too late to call the guys"! this changes my entire schedule-.-
Crlnprz 11
Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.
properbostonian 5
How were they? Did she say anything hot?
supimnyancat 9
When I'm home alone I curl up in a corner and pretend to be a carrot.
eminemchick 19
what is this i dont even
MrPositive 0
Glad to know I'm not the only one
Noob30 0
Hey Alan! Sometimes I like to curl up in a big ball, and pretend I'm a hush puppy! :D
flockz 20
whenever i invite friends over, i hang upside down from a ceiling fan and pretend im a piece of seaweed in the ocean. haha no i lied. i dont have any friends. (screams) "MOM YES I WANT SOME MORE PIZZA ROLLS!!"
xXSKYLARXx 0
When did ppl get nice
jonn090 13
Your pretttyyyy
Noob30 0
Ever since they grew up outside America.
itsgen 16
I thumbed her dwn I can't hear music while trying to sleep lol ur pic goes with ur comment :)
xXSKYLARXx 0
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jonn090 13
Youurrrr pretttyyyy
THT_WUT_SHE_SAID 0
I agree with 81. :)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Keep them up and see how they like it
Stealthed 8
Wait until they fall asleep and then do the old warm water hand trick. Enjoy the morning awkwardness when you ask them "How'd you sleep?"
rockandrolla_fml 0
Walk into their room naked and crawl into the bed and ask "who wants first reach around?"
yarani 26
They just wanted to brag....
genesisnirvana 11
Free audio ****.Embrace their loving OP.
xXSKYLARXx 0
Lol crack of dawn XD
jonn090 13
We should sooo hook up