By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 09:12 - Canada

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML
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repyourcliche 0
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WWE here you come.

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n0lovesongs 0
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What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

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vitafabula 0
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That's actually kind of funny :) Sorry for your loss...of...your sweater

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okiidokii_fml 6
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Yeah that is pretty funny.... After all she did wanna take picture.... Haha

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repyourcliche 0
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WWE here you come.

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Xero3g 5
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I would say that the hair is a bit more important. However, props to the goat for not taking shit.

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YDI for letting that goat go to second base on the first date WHORE

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Sun_Kissed18 25
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Well I must be wearing some weird ass sweaters because my sleeves are always on my arms, not my boobs...

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osemness 0
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YDI for living in the prairies

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n0lovesongs 0
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What the hell is up with all these petting zoo fml's lately? It's like there was some kind of fml gathering or something....

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salathiel2013 0
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Ya I know. That's at least three. Was there a "coming out" of the petting zoo stories? Lol... Or maybe one of them reminded the others of theirs?

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IgniteMe28 0
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ik right? one with a llama spitting at someone followed up with a goat pissing on them or something like that another one with a rodent pissing on someones head @ a zoo and then this one....

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Cant_Touch_This_ 0
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Lolz. Read my mind. Today I went to petting zoo. FML

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aharcrow 2
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I think one story reminds peeps of their own story. so the share in succession.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4
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Did you at least make the goat scream "Uuunncclleee"? (atomic bombs start to fall) Fine. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the clocktower...

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Jimboom 11
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Ha ha! Goats are funny. Sorry about your sweater though.

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Stevieebabyy 0
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Haha! Fail. I would've taken pictures.

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colie2772 0
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hahahaha oh god that must have sucked!!

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Mx_Rider 6
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awe so sorry..... nahhhh fail for u

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NativeCowbell 0
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I doubt he's telling you the truth. He is more likely tell you this just to be a jackass. Don't beat yourself up.

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