By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML
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jimmer23 21

My nipples hurt from all the way over here.

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MissCloudy249 14
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Funny, I said the exact same thing after I read this. It's just really all you CAN say.

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shmoooopie 29

Holy nipple!

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NoName011 12
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Reading this FML just makes me cringe...ouch.

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iseebearbears 27
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@21, wholey nipple*

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

It's always the quiet ones...

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blinked_281 29
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Cheaper than going to a pro piercer right?

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MeanBeagle 22
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maybe not depending on infections...

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neilmalik 12
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Through your nipple?

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airbear18 15
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they have sharp teeth my cousin owned one and it bit my finger :(

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MyUsernameisEpic 29
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He knows what he wants.

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davidpropert 32
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He saw a chance and he took it

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jimmer23 21

My nipples hurt from all the way over here.

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rockninja 21
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omg that is just not okay. nope not at all

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Rinat_fml 26
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Guys are worse tbh. #slutpost

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stryder9090 28
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Some people pay good dollars for similar procedures

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toasterspoon 17
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Op did not deserve any of that

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Ted_brosby 4

Hope OP is not a girl. And before you say why does it matter. Because no one really cares about a dudes nipples.

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toasterspoon 17
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Would still hurt like hell though

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Zaketh2112 10

Fuck that. I care about my man-nips

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LeashaJoy5595 28
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Unfortunately she is a girl, it's on the top left. I'm sure it was pure agony, no one deserves that!

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