It can go both ways. I like it when she takes the initiative.

From what I'm reading, OP is a woman. You know, where it says "by Anonymous (woman)".

35 *Fri face* Can't tell if trolling, or really that stupid...

Op got clam jammed by a pizza and other penis! Ouch!

Sorry, I'm on my phone and was looking at the right side instead of the left. The left side has both symbols in blue and I got confused and thought it meant boy. My fault.

That symbol means it is in the intimacy section, nothing to do with gender of OP

Well, for some people, pizza is pretty important. I'd personally be double-stuffing poon with **** as toppings. It's all good.

Stick figure is man right!??? Cuz the stick at the bottom of the outstretched hands looks like penis. You know, where the woman kneels down and gives man ********? -.- dumbass

I couldn't change my god damn comment after reading all of the posts. FML

Don't try to make excuses for your terrible comment, it would have been terrible anyway. And also, that is quite a shitty excuse too.

Or he's not ready to have sex yet.

Or the moon was full and he was about to turn into a werewolf.

Being young or gay doesn't have anything to do with it. If you don't want your first time with someone to be special, fine, but other people are different.

Maybe he just had to fart!

Not necessarily. Maybe he didn't find his partner to be sexually attractive. Maybe he was shy. Or maybe he badly wanted to go to toilet, big time.

You know what they say, pizza pies over cream pies...

Under some serious pressure? ~That's rude, are you implying OP is overweight?~

3, your profile picture is creeping me out too much, and I lost my witty comment.

#83, Where did you come up with that thought? I never mentioned in anyway possible that he was overweight.

It's not tht he didn't respond, maybe he just has this awesome pizza making talent that he didnt want to hide from the world.

From experience, I presume?

Certainly. I mean uhmm, freaky girls who tie me to the bed and do naughty things to me are bad, mmkay?

I didn't know cats could be so kinky.

maybe he's a nervous virgin??

#7, yeah, but rope burns can be counted as evidence. Roofies get the job done, and when your victim, er, I mean, lover, comes to his senses, the drug has dropped to undetectable levels. Better living through chemistry ;)

I knew I was botching it somehow. I totally forgot I was supposed to erase all evidence and release them afterwards. On the plus side, I had plenty of New Years Eve company.

Amen! She's just a horny ****.

And that would be a good thing. Why are girls so disrespectful to their bodies these days? Used to, the boys were horrible people for trying to force girls into sex. How is it that now we are bad for running away, especially outside the parameter of marriage?

Heaven

Would be amazing, not just for guys.